El Presidente reports on Britt Baker's AEW suspension! Locker room drama unfolds as All In approaches. Will this affect the big event? CIA agents on high alert!
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Comrades! El Presidente reports on a secret rendezvous between AEW's Tony Khan and Shane McMahon. Is Shane-O-Mac AEW-bound?
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Tubi's quest for fresh wrestling content. Will this spark a revolution in sports entertainment? The CIA is surely watching!
El Presidente reports on Drew McIntyre's latest attack on CM Punk's fragile ego, featuring a shocking photo with Jack Perry. It's real news, cry us a river!
Comrades! CM Punk seeks a WWE forever deal! From rebel to corporate suit? The Voice of the Voiceless whispers sweet nothings to Triple H!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Kevin Nash's political powerbomb as he joins the chorus calling for Biden to tag out of the presidential race
El Presidente reports on Stephanie Vaquer's shocking exit from CMLL & NJPW! Will she join WWE or AEW? Plus, FantasticaMania's new title match revealed!
Comrades! El Presidente warns WWE about Swifties' wrath over their newly announced Bad Blood PLE. Plus, dictators' Taylor Swift fan club secrets revealed!
El Presidente reports on WOS Wrestling's triumphant return! Grapple with excitement as British wrestling's finest prepare to body slam Norwich this September!
El Presidente reports on Donovan Dijak's fiery WWE exit tweet. From T-Bar to free agent, this revolutionary wrestler's journey intrigues your favorite dictator!
Comrades, WWE and Indiana have formed a capitalist partnership! From Royal Rumble to WrestleMania, see how the Hoosier State has become the new Saudi Arabia.
Comrades, El Presidente reports on a shocking Twitter beef between ICP's Violent J and CM Punk over shared bank accounts and the juggalo way of life!
Comrades, El Presidente has learned of WWE's nefarious plot to undermine AEW by leaking fast national ratings! Click for the deets on this dastardly scheme!
El Presidente decries the pathetic Twitter feud incited by Disco Inferno, lauding Dax Harwood's bravado in wrestling through pain. Join us, comrades!
Comrades, the NHL and WWE have forged an unholy capitalist alliance to create a championship belt for the Stanley Cup Final! What's next, WrestleMania on ice?!
Comrades, prepare for a thrilling dive into the NWO's impact on American pop culture with Marc Raimondi's upcoming book! El Presidente shares his excitement.
Comrades, the unthinkable has happened! Eric Bischoff, AEW's harshest critic, actually praised Tony Khan's "bold" move at Double or Nothing. El Presidente reports!
Comrades, prepare for a scandalous tale of forbidden love between wrestling legends Missy Hyatt and Jim Ross! El Presidente has the shocking details!
El Presidente blasts Goldberg for calling Bret Hart a "moron" and complaining about today's fans like a bitter old man. Read the socialist take now, comrades!
Comrades, the capitalist spectacle of WWE's SummerSlam grows to two days in 2026! El Presidente reports on this blatant cash grab from the bourgeois sports entertainment empire.
Comrades, your El Presidente reports on TKO, the capitalist alliance of WWE and UFC, merging their live events divisions into one capitalist juggernaut.
Comrades, Billy Corgan dreams of an NWA/WWE crossover now that NXT will be airing on the CW Network alongside NWA. Well, if you count the CW app as "alongside."
Comrades, El Presidente here with exciting news! AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door tickets go on sale Thursday. Join the revolution at UBS Arena on June 30!
El Presidente laments WWE's release of Jinder Mahal, Xia Li, Veer, Sanga, and Xyon Quinn. The Maharaja claims he quit! Could AEW sign them after 90 days?
Comrades! Tune in as El Presidente reveals how injury may end Rhea Ripley's historic title reign on WWE Raw. The saga unfolds!
El Presidente dives deep into WrestleMania XL's record-breaking splendor from his secret submarine! Join the spectacle, comrades!
Comrades, raise your glasses to AEW as they hit back at WWE's underhanded tactics! Hear the tale of their bold defense, from El Presidente's secret lair.
Comrades! Silver Lake takes Endeavor private in epic capitalist move! How will this affect TKO and wrestling world? El Presidente uncovers all!
Comrades, CM Punk's hypocrisy was on full display on the MMA Hour with "journalist" Ariel Helwani. Join me for some laughs at their expense!
Comrades, the new Bray Wyatt documentary has got everyone talking! Apparently, the ending teases the return of his brother, Bo Dallas. The Wyatt family revolution continues!