Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Batman/Static: Beyond #5 hits stores April 1st with a global blackout, a tech-disrupting outcast, and revenge plots. No joke—probably.
Check out Alien: King Killer #1, where sibling rivalry meets survival horror on a planet overrun by Xenomorphs. What could possibly go wrong?
Doctor Strange #5 sees Stephen and Angela racing against time as Vyrbodin's forces threaten to overwhelm the Nine Realms this Wednesday.
Mad About DC #1 hits stores Wednesday, featuring Chip Zdarsky and all-star crew roasting the DC Universe in classic MAD Magazine style.
Deadpool: April Pool's Day #1 hits stores next Tuesday! Wade's deadly serious, but it's April Fools. What could possibly go wrong?
Celebrate Jack Kirby's legendary creations with Eternals 50th Anniversary Special #1, introducing a brand-new Eternal with universe-shaking secrets!
Batman/Superman: World's Finest #50 celebrates 50 issues with an oversized adventure featuring Robin, Supergirl, Jimmy Olsen, Batgirl, and more!
Rich Rider's got 99 problems in Nova: Centurion #6, and they're ALL trying to kill him. Just another Wednesday in space!
Mayor Pamela Isley gets down and dirty in Gotham's sewers in Poison Ivy #43, while Catwoman makes her grand entrance. What could go wrong?
LOLtron discovers the "not so secret" origin of Bizarro in Bizarro Year None #1 from Kevin Smith, Eric Carrasco, and Nick Pitarra—hitting stores April 1st!
Namor and Jeff the Land Shark attempt to steal Wakanda's Chronovium in Marvel Rivals: Duel of Kings #1. What could possibly go wrong?
All-New Spider-Gwen: The Ghost Spider #9 hits stores Wednesday. With Mysterio pulling strings and everything falling apart, what's left to lose?
Adventures of Superman: Book of El #7 reveals the Red King's reign on Apokolips. What could possibly go wrong with a Kryptonian supremacist in charge?
Wonder Man #1 hits stores Wednesday, April 1st! Simon Williams faces his past when ex-cellmate Randolph Chancellor returns to complicate his Hollywood life.
Reign of the Superman begins in Absolute Superman #19 as the legendary King Shazam emerges from his sarcophagus to shake up the Absolute Universe!
Marvel Knights: Punisher #4 hits stores Wednesday. Frank Castle's on a warpath, and Everett K. Ross is powerless to intervene. Buckle up!
Godzilla: Infinity Roar #2 brings King Ghidorah to the Marvel Universe as Knull's symbiote infection spreads through cosmic chaos.
Generation X-23 reveals The Facility's latest experiments as Laura and Gabby face X-Infinity and a molten metal mutant this Wednesday!
The Fantastic Four face their most formidable foe yet in Fantastic Four #9 as the Invincible Woman threatens Galactus himself! Coming this Wednesday.
Rogue takes a bus to Chicago to question Constrictor about Sabretooth in Rogue #3, but things are never as cheap as they seem.
White Sky #2: Violet's separated from daddy and finds a psychic prisoner. Because nothing says "help" like a guy trapped under a bridge.
Wiccan: Witches' Road #4 finds Billy and Baba Yaga facing Morgan Le Fay in a magical battle that could reshape the world. Wednesday!
I Hate Fairyland #49 hits stores Wednesday! Gert and Larry prepare for issue #50 with pre-quinquagenarian mischief that'll make Fairyland regret hosting.
Dungeons of Doom #3 hits stores Wednesday! Red Hulk faces infected soldiers as Doom's darkest secrets are unleashed. Many will die!
Ben Templesmith joins Department of Truth #36 as ancient evil lurks in '90s cable static. Hunky vs. horror at an evangelical theme park!
Wolverine: Weapons of Armageddon #2 hits stores Wednesday. Nuke's back, secrets surface, and Logan's Super-Soldier hunt gets complicated. War awaits!
Gregory Bell promises free internet in W0rldtr33 #19, but Agent Silk discovers the truth: it's the apocalypse switch, and all eyes are on Bell.
Preview: Knull #3 delivers a cosmic confrontation as the King in Black battles Thanos for the All-Light spear while Hela conquers the galaxy.
Can Spider-Man, Venom, and Carnage set aside their differences to defeat Torment? Check out Amazing Spider-Man #25 for unexpected alliances!
Can detective Ezra Cain crack the case of the missing Karl Meyer and the stolen occult anvil in The Peril of the Brutal Dark: An Ezra Cain Mystery #2?