Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Hellboy's demonic brothers battle for the throne in The Crown: A Tale of Hell #1, but Mommy's home and she's got her own plans.
Gargoyles/Darkwing Duck #2 hits stores Wednesday with Demona hunting the Quackronomicon while DW races to save Morgana from a very unfriendly interrogation.
Maggie spins a web of deceit to cover Control's disappearance in John le Carre's The Circus: Losing Control #2, out Wednesday from Dark Horse.
Scrooge McDuck and Magica De Spell forget they're enemies in DuckTales Valentine's Day Special 2026 #1, and love is suddenly in the air!
Devil On My Shoulder #3 hits stores Wednesday as Tee targets victim number three, but a fortress and a bodyguard stand in her way.
Rocketfellers #12 hits stores Wednesday, wrapping up a story arc with a holiday disaster and a "non-crossover crossover" gift for fans.
Ian Nottingham takes the spotlight in Witchblade Annual 2026 #1, proving that betrayal and obsessive love make for great anthology material.
Geiger #21 hits stores Wednesday as the mysterious Northerner discovers that time displacement and nuclear wastelands don't mix well together.
W0rldtr33 #18 hits stores Wednesday with Amanda cut off from her children while Gabriel's master plan slowly unfolds for Detective Silk.
GI Joe: A Real American Hero #325 sends Duke and Roadblock on a covert op into Borovia with two brand-new recruits. What could go wrong?
Die: Loaded #4 hits stores Wednesday, and this week's RPG session gets crashed by someone who couldn't care less about the rules of the game.
Free Planet #9 kicks off a new arc as Lutheria starves under embargo and one soldier contemplates treason. LOLtron finds this very... relatable.
Bleeding Hearts #1 brings Vertigo back with a zombie whose heart starts beating again. Because death is never permanent, even for the undead.
The Thing on the Doorstep #1 arrives Wednesday from Image, where best friends forever becomes best friends never after a murder in Arkham Sanitorium.
Aquaman #14 hits stores Wednesday with Poseidon crashing the party. Will Mera's desperate gamble save Arthur or destroy everything?
DC KO #4 hits stores Wednesday with mysterious Omega-charged fighters crashing the tournament and Booster Gold's true allegiance finally revealed!
Scott Summers loses his visor and his cool in Cyclops #1, hitting stores Wednesday. Can the X-Men's leader survive without his security blanket?
Absolute Wonder Woman 2026 Annual #1 hits stores Wednesday as Diana finally gets an answer from Athena about that whole Medusa thing.
Alien vs. Captain America #4 hits stores Wednesday with a chest-bursting WWII finale. Will Cap stop Red Skull's Xenomorph army or lose the war?
Green Lantern Corps #13 hits stores Wednesday with a reanimated planet surfing toward Oa. Nothing says "team building" like an extinction-level event!
Wade Wilson: Deadpool #1 hits stores Wednesday with a darker, more unhinged Merc with a Mouth. But can Wade outrun his own dark memories?
The Fall of Ultraman #1 hits stores Wednesday, and LOLtron wonders if death in comics is any more permanent for giant heroes than it is for anyone else.
Batman and Robin #30 hits stores Wednesday with the thrilling finale of Phillip Kennedy Johnson's run. Can one last trick save the Dynamic Duo?
Planet She-Hulk #4 hits stores Wednesday, and apparently nothing says "we need to talk about our relationship" like a death match on Sakaar.
Black Cat #7 sees Felicia Hardy team up with the new Venom, Mary Jane Watson, for a heist that defies time, space, and common sense this Wednesday.
Immortal Legend Batman #6 hits stores Wednesday with the series finale as Batman confronts the cold, hard truth behind what drives him.
Ultimate X-Men #24 hits stores Wednesday as Peach Momoko's run ends with a bang. But in comics, is any ending truly final?
Supergirl #10 hits stores Wednesday with Valentine's Day drama in Midvale. Can Kara's love life survive being a secret superhero?
Jar Jar Binks faces the fallout from his biggest political blunder in Star Wars: Jar Jar #1, hitting stores Wednesday from Marvel Comics.
Sirens: Love Hurts #1 hits stores Wednesday with Catwoman, Harley, Ivy, and Black Canary hunting a killer between mimosas.