Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Thor, Sif, and She-Hulk lead a rebellion against Loki's rule of Asgard in this preview of Ultimates #11, hitting stores on Wednesday. Check out the preview here.
Check out this preview of Jumpscare #2, where our horror movie-powered heroine faces off against a monstrous mobster and eldritch zealots in Empire City. On sale Wednesday.
Yoda and Vetna Mooncrest uncover dark secrets on a mysterious world in Star Wars: Jedi Knights #2, hitting stores from Marvel on Wednesday. Check out the preview.
Batman faces an army of Scarface-masked followers in Batman: Dark Patterns #5, as a mysterious voice from above turns a tower into a puppet master's playground.
Jean Grey faces her darkest battle yet in Phoenix #10, hitting stores Wednesday. Can she maintain her humanity while battling both Adani and her own cosmic-powered psyche?
Check out a preview of DC vs. Vampires: World War V #8, where Darkseid's unstoppable forces meet an unexpected challenge from Alfred's Green Lantern ring and Cyborg's surprise battalion.
Check out a preview of Amazing Spider-Man #1, in which Peter Parker faces his greatest challenge yet: the modern job market. A situation many meatbags can relate to!
Storm #7 hits stores this Wednesday, celebrating 50 years of Ororo Munroe with an epic gathering of thunder gods. But can Storm handle the divine competition?
Check out a preview of Green Lantern Corps #3, where the Sorrow Lantern leads his fractal forces against our heroes while John Stewart and Hawkwoman face off with space pirates!
Gwen Stacy teams up with everyone's favorite trickster god in Spider-Gwen: The Ghost-Spider #12, but what are Loki's true intentions for our dimension-hopping hero?
Mr. Freeze makes his first appearance in the Absolute Universe in Absolute Batman #7, as Victor Fries's origin story connects to both the Ark M experiment and the Joker.
Matt Murdock finds comfort in the arms of an old flame while a new threat emerges in Daredevil #20, hitting stores Wednesday. Check out the preview here at Bleeding Cool!
Check out Fire and Ice: When Hell Freezes Over #1, where a power swap and an ill-advised magical karaoke night could spell disaster for our favorite hot-and-cold heroines.
Laura Kinney: Wolverine #5 hits stores this Wednesday as Laura teams up with Bucky Barnes to take down a HYDRA scientist's deadly robot army. Check out the preview here!
Batman faces his darkest fears while searching for his kidnapped son in Batman and Robin #20, arriving in stores this Wednesday from DC Comics.
Check out the preview for Alien Paradisio #5, where a waiter makes the questionable career decision to run toward the Xenomorphs while everyone else runs away.
Bruce Banner and Charlie seek mystical assistance in Incredible Hulk #24, but an unexpected encounter leads to magical mayhem. Check out the preview!
Aquaman #4 hits stores on Wednesday, featuring our hero teaming up with a mermaid assassin while investigating mysterious waters. But can he resist the call of the deep blue?
Doctor Strange of Asgard #2 hits stores on Wednesday, as the Sorcerer Supreme of Asgard finds himself caught between solving a murder and making rent. Talk about magical problems!
Check out our preview of Creature Commandos #6, where DC's monstrous team faces their final showdown with Brainiac at... the Delaware State Fair? Things are about to get freaky.
In Uncanny X-Men #13, the Outliers uncover dark secrets at Haven House and encounter an otherworldly presence that threatens one of their own. Check out the preview here!
Check out Past Time #1 from Mad Cave Studios, where a promising baseball player's dark secret keeps him from playing in the daylight. Will night games be his salvation?
Calica returns with the Eye of Thundera just in time to save the ThunderCats from Mumm-Ra's attack in Thundercats #14, hitting stores on Wednesday from Dynamite.
Pop Kill #2 hits stores from Mad Cave Studios this week, as Dina and Jon's hideout proves less than effective while corporate espionage heats up. Check out the preview.
Check out the preview of Archie And Friends Level Up #1, where Archie and the gang dive into pixelated adventures in gaming and Minecraft, just in time for the movie adaptation.
Missing On The Moon #4 hits stores this Wednesday, as Schwinn and Alina delve deeper into a sinister conspiracy connecting missing children to dark secrets from the past.
Check out World Of Archie Jumbo Comics Digest #149, where Veronica gets a baby hippo as a pet and the gang shows Cosmo the Merry Martian what being a teenager is all about.
Star Trek: Lore War #1 hits stores this Wednesday, as the android Lore remakes the universe in his own image. But The Sisko might have something to say about that.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch - Ghost Agents #2 hits stores Wednesday as our clone heroes race against time to recover stolen intelligence before it falls into the wrong hands.
In Godzilla: Heist #2, a daring crew must orchestrate the perfect monster-sized distraction through London's streets. But can anyone truly control where Godzilla goes?