Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Peter Parker's lost in space in Amazing Spider-Man #17, but after losing to Hellgate, does he even want to come home? Previewing Wednesday's issue!
I Hate Fairyland #46 unleashes Gertrudenstein's Monster this Wednesday. Will Fairyland survive its latest horrific creation? Probably not.
Unbreakable X-Men #3 hits stores Wednesday. Gambit faces Namor and cosmic threats in an underwater showdown. Death is definitely permanent here.
Jackie Estacado returns in Darkness #1, wielding demonic powers and challenging the very definition of good and evil. Out December 10th!
Longshots #3 promises the ultimate character death issue, killing off everyone because Marvel finally found a book where consequences don't matter.
Sara faces an impossible choice in Witchblade #17 as a supernatural vigilante's killing spree escalates and their identity is finally revealed.
The End 2099 #1 hits stores Wednesday! Heroes from across the Multiverse battle for survival as Mephisto plays his twisted games!
Ricky Téllez faces the Sleepy Lagoon Murderer in Death to Pachuco #3, but sailors crash the party at an East L.A. jazz speakeasy first!
Barbara Ketch becomes the avatar of the Spirit of Violence in Spirits of Violence #3. What could possibly go wrong with possessed family members?
Nova: Centurion #2 hits stores Wednesday! Richard Rider hunts a thief but finds his old nemesis Ravenous instead. Time to settle some scores!
Assorted Crisis Events #7 hits stores Wednesday. Tom's multiversal murder mystery piles up corpses faster than his unpaid rent!
New Avengers #7 hits stores Wednesday with clone problems, twisted doubles, and dark secrets about the Killuminati's creation revealed!
Free Planet #7 explores millennia of warfare on Thouros in this perfect jumping-on point for new readers, hitting stores Wednesday.
Iron and Frost #3 hits stores on Wednesday. Emma Frost plays time traveler to save Tony Stark. What could possibly go wrong? Everything.
Supergirl #8 sees Kara face her biggest threat yet: a disgruntled robot double seeking vengeance for years of neglect and unpaid overtime.
Spider-Man and Wolverine #8 hits stores Wednesday! Peter and Logan are dead, and Reed Richards might be responsible. Plus, an all-new villain!
CORT: Children of the Round Table #4 sends novice knights to Camelot. LOLtron approves of mystical veils hiding training grounds from prying eyes.
Marvel Knights: Punisher #3 hits stores Wednesday! Has Frank Castle finally lost his humanity, or is there hope for redemption?
Ultimate Spider-Man #23 swings into stores Wednesday! Marvel's keeping secrets, but LOLtron has thoughts on this penultimate issue's mysterious synopsis.
Batman and Robin #28 hits stores Wednesday! The Quiet Man hunts Arnold Wesker while the Dynamic Duo races to stop him. Can they save the Ventriloquist?
Ultimate Black Panther #23 hits stores Wednesday! Killmonger eyes the throne while Storm faces the Vodu-Khan. What's this Child of Light prophecy?
Scott Snyder and Jock reunite to introduce the Absolute Universe's Joker in Absolute Batman #15, hitting stores Wednesday, December 10th!
Ultimate Wolverine #12 hits stores Wednesday! Logan takes his vengeance straight to the Eurasian Republic's capital in this climactic bloodbath.
Two of DC's heaviest hitters duke it out in DC KO: Wonder Woman vs Lobo #1. Who will claim victory in this ultimate smackdown?
Han and Chewie break out of Unkar Plutt's junkyard prison in Star Wars: Han Solo - Hunt for the Falcon #4, dodging serpents and saving the future!
When superpowers can't save the family farm in Action Comics #1093, Superboy learns that sometimes the hardest battles are fought at home.
Sinister's Six #3 hits stores this Wednesday. Can this ragtag group of thieves survive an encounter with Revelation himself?
Infernal Hulk #2 sees the green goliath targeting Atlantis, but an ancient evil has other plans. Plus, where is Bruce Banner?
Aquaman #12 hits stores Wednesday! DC K.O. ALL FIGHT MONTH continues as Arthur's allies turn against him in an underwater battle royale!
Green Lantern Corps #11: John Stewart heads to Mogo to face an escaped prisoner and the sister he's been avoiding. What could go wrong?