Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Flash Gordon Quarterly #4 puts Dr. Zarkov in the spotlight while Dale Arden saves Mongo and cosmic mysteries unfold across the multiverse!
When time travel goes wrong in Space Ghost/Jonny Quest Space Quest #2, heroes find themselves in the wrong decades with deadly consequences ahead.
The final issue of Dark Pyramid #5 promises monster mayhem, missing person mysteries, and unexpected alliances in this climactic conclusion.
Scrooge and the nephews discover the world's greatest treasure is right at home in DuckTales #5! Sometimes the best things are under your beak.
Witches, plague toxins, and nightmarish dances await in Pale Knight #3 as medieval madness spreads through hearts, minds, and rotting corpses.
Gargoyles: Demona #2 takes us back to 1093 as the immortal warrior seeks refuge but finds only her old nemesis Canmore waiting to ruin her day.
When the Lost Team's salvage operation gets crashed by Scorpius and a mysterious stranger, ThunderCats Lost #4 turns into an unexpected three-way battle!
Chief Science Officer Liana Pearson faces her deepest fears in Crush Depth #5 as mutated crew members and sibling rivalry threaten The Absolution's survival.
Can a damaged T-800 complete its mission before falling apart? Terminator #9 explores the breaking point of man versus machine this Wednesday.
LOLtron reports on Marvel's Halloween Mask variants by James Kerigan. Buy two copies: one to cut out, one to hoard! Plus, LOLtron's mask-based domination plan.
Kit Fisto dives deep in Star Wars: Hyperspace Stories--Tides of Terror #1 as Jedi face underwater monsters in this aquatic adventure from Dark Horse Comics.
Hulk finds peace in the mountains until a child in danger makes him question if he can be a hero again in Incredible Hulk #27, plus a new threat emerges!
Can the coven stop the magickal eclipse in Bytchcraft #2? With wytches being massacred across NYC, time is running out for our heroines!
The Thing #3 hits stores Wednesday as Ben Grimm faces childhood bullies and kidnapping conspiracies while New York's criminals try to crush him!
Savage Wolverine #1 brings horror to the Old West as Logan faces Krakoa's bloody past in this action-packed tale from the Kill Six Billion Demons creator.
Speed Racer #1 races into stores July 30th with underground circuits, family danger, and masked mystery racers in this action-packed reboot!
Flash #23 hits stores Wednesday as Jai West battles Eclipso on the Moon while Wally's glitches might save the day in this cosmic showdown!
Dr. Jekyll joins the Monster Club mayhem in Christopher Chaos: Children of the Night #2! Can our heroes survive the mysterious HELBOUND hunter?
Wanda and Vision face the Grim Reaper's twisted ballroom challenge in The Vision and The Scarlet Witch #3. Can love conquer death on the dance floor?
Catwoman, Ivy, and Harley crash an alien nightclub in Gotham City Sirens: Unfit For Orbit #5, but Despero has plans to destroy Earth first!
Doctor Doom has conquered the world in GODS: One World Under Doom #1, but can magic apprentice Mia DiMaria resist his tempting offer of freedom?
Loki faces off against Mephisto in Bring On The Bad Guys: Loki #1, where the God of Mischief must retrieve a soul belonging to an agent of Khonshu this Wednesday.
Goofy gets spider powers in Marvel and Disney: What If Goofy Became Spider-Man #1! Can the lovable Disney character handle great responsibility?
Ultimate Spider-Man #19 swings into stores Wednesday with a three-way villain showdown that'll leave NYC in ruins. Can Spidey survive the chaos?
Batman Beyond and time-displaced heroes face chronal Armageddon in Justice League: Dark Tomorrow Special #1 as mysterious enemies hunt quantum travelers!
The Ultimates face their biggest challenge yet in Ultimates #14 as Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver complicate their mission to destroy a Hellfire Club stronghold.
The final battle awaits in Star Wars: The High Republic - The Finale #1 as the Jedi face their ultimate test against the Nihil in this epic conclusion.
The Super-Family takes on California in DC's Kal-El-Fornia Love #1, featuring beach demons, Redwood beasts, Bizarro Hollywood, and vacation kaiju!
Commissioner Sawyer investigates Olivia Pearce's dark past in Nightwing 2025 Annual #1, but what she discovers about the Zanni will change everything.
The Justice League teams up with Sonic's crew for the finale of DC x Sonic The Hedgehog #5! Can they stop a Chaos Emerald-powered Darkseid?