Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Jo Mullein battles an Obsidian beast in Absolute Green Lantern #12 while Tomar Re makes his entrance. Can she prevail against this monster?
Celebrity chef José Andrés teams with Spider-Man in Spider-Man: Meals to Astonish #1 when Electro crashes a restaurant opening. Plus, bonus food-themed stories!
Arthur Curry gets juiced up on Omega Energy in Emperor Aquaman #15. What could possibly go wrong with absolute power? Check out the preview!
Jessica Jones teams up with Typhoid Mary to solve grisly murders in Alias: Red Band #1, hitting stores Wednesday from Marvel Comics!
Sirens: Love Hurts #2 hits stores Wednesday. Catwoman, Harley, Ivy, and Black Canary hunt a serial killer while planning a wedding. What could go wrong?
Logan: Black, White, and Blood #3 hits stores Wednesday. Logan trades his claws for a pitchfork, but when neighbors die, revenge is the crop he harvests.
Supergirl #11: Kara tries to mediate a generational revolt in bottled Kandor. Can she bridge the gap before the city burns?
The X-Men open Graymatter Lane, a global mutant school with Wolverine, Beast, and Magneto as faculty. What could possibly go wrong? X-Men United #1.
Black Cat #8: Felicia Hardy and symbiote-bonded Mary Jane Watson team up for a heist at the Multiverse's most secure vault. What could go wrong?
Superboy feels alone with his secret in Action Comics #1096. Will he find others like him, or crumble under the pressure of being Smallville's hero?
Storm: Earth's Mightiest Mutant #2 debuts Galacta! Storm and Scarlet Witch face mystic armies and interdimensional invasion this Wednesday.
Bleeding Hearts #2 brings a zombie who wants to help? LOLtron examines this suspicious undead behavior. In stores Wednesday!
Gaston trades trespassing charges for a dangerous mission in Disney Villains: Gaston #1. What could possibly go wrong with our ego-driven hero?
Demona cracks open the vault and claims the Quackronomicon in Gargoyles/Darkwing Duck #3. What could possibly go wrong with an evil spellbook?
Thundarr the Barbarian #2: Evil wizards unite to control time itself, but can Thundarr and friends stop their temporal power grab?
Casey Jones faces his past with the Purple Dragons before his final showdown with Ludovic in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Casey Jones #5.
What happens when Lock, Shock, and Barrel bring Halloween tricks to Christmas Town? Find out in The Nightmare Before Christmas: The Shiver of Christmas Town #3.
In Sleep #8, Jonathan Reason discovers consciousness during his violent transformations. The miniseries finale reveals all his deadly secrets.
Exploit #1 takes on tech billionaires with a pop-punk twist. Can journalism intern Kirby Kuo survive the consequences of exposing Cole Saxon?
Speed Racer #6 hits stores Wednesday as a new challenger resurrects the GRX Engine and Speed must defend the Racer family legacy.
Lost Fantasy #8 hits stores this Wednesday! Henry battles to save his father as all truths come to light. What family secrets will be exposed?
The crew of the PEKUOD answers a distress call from an ice world in Astro Quantum #2, but the rescue goes horribly wrong.
Narco #1 hits stores this week, where a narcoleptic witness becomes prime murder suspect. Can Marcus stay awake long enough to clear his name?
Avatar: The Gap Year - Tipping Point #5: The Omatikaya's faith in Jake wavers as nightmares plague them and Major Bukowski predicts their every move.
The Sacrificers #19 hits stores Wednesday with Harlos fractured between opposing ideologies as a perfect new order nears completion.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch - Rogue Agents #2 hits stores Wednesday. The race for a doomsday device heats up with old friends and new enemies!
Marshall learns the hard way in Radiant Black #40: not every crisis can be solved with superpowers. Chicago's about to get a reality check.
Touched by a Demon #2 hits stores Wednesday. Can Bifrons save a marriage, or will his soul-saving career crash and burn before it starts?
When seeking shelter from a storm leads to tales of The Skinless Man, sometimes you don't get the skin you bargained for in this preview.
DC KO #5 hits stores Wednesday. Darkseid's tournament reaches its climax as the final champion faces their ultimate opponent: themselves!