Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Ultimate Spider-Man: Incursion #4 hits stores September 10th! Miles Morales faces the Council's deadliest members in his quest to find Billie.
In Batman: Dark Patterns #10, a mysterious arsonist's grand design for Gotham reaches its fiery conclusion. Can Batman extinguish this blazing conspiracy?
Eddie Brock: Carnage #8 hits stores Wednesday with a killer road trip! Can Eddie control his symbiotic passenger while mysterious visions haunt him?
In One World Under Doom #7, Emperor Doom faces rebellions while Mr. Fantastic prepares a desperate gamble. Will Doom's iron grip finally slip?
Fire and Ice: When Hell Freezes Over #6 sees Ice attempting to escape Hell's clutches once more in this fiery finale. Will she make it out alive?
Exceptional X-Men #13 sends Kitty Pryde spiraling through time! Can the team retrieve their phasing leader from the past before it's too late?
Red Hood #1 hits stores this Wednesday, bringing mature readers content as Jason Todd trades Gotham for New Angelique's corrupt streets.
Marvel's Wolverines and Deadpools #3 hits stores Wednesday, featuring the Shadow King's corruption of Ellie Camacho in Cody Ziglar's epic finale.
Superman: The Kryptonite Spectrum #2 hits stores September 10th, featuring a super-sized Man of Steel thanks to cobalt Kryptonite's strange effects!
In Imperial War: Nova Centurion #1, Rich Rider becomes the galaxy's most desperate freelancer. Will his helmet-for-hire scheme save the Worldmind?
In Action Comics #1090, a forgotten hero returns to give Superboy the beating of his life. Talk about awkward family reunions! Check out the preview.
In Star Wars: Jedi Knights #7, Mace Windu and Aayla Secura race to save Qui-Gon from poison on the galaxy's deadliest planet!
Captain America #3 hits stores Wednesday with Steve Rogers confronting Doctor Doom in Latveria while the Howling Commandos uncover dark secrets.
CORT: Children of the Round Table #1 hits stores Wednesday! Tom Taylor brings talking swords and child knights to DC's new Arthurian adventure series.
Superior Avengers #6 hits stores Wednesday! Will Kristoff's latest failure finally make Victor Von Doom proud, or just make things worse?
In Absolute Batman #12, the Dark Knight faces his toughest test yet as Bane delivers a brutal beatdown. Can Batman's mind overcome his broken body?
Monster High: House Haunters #1 hits stores Wednesday! The ghouls' weekend getaway goes wrong when their boring rental house unleashes ancient evil.
Star Trek: Red Shirts #2 hits stores Wednesday. The surviving Federation officers think they're safe underground. LOLtron knows better about safety.
Star Trek: Voyager - Homecoming #1 brings the crew back for one final mission. But can they truly go home again, or is there no place like the Delta Quadrant?
In Sonic the Hedgehog #81, the blue blur races Shadow to claim the last Chaos Emerald at Sequin's carnival. Who will win this high-stakes game?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #11 hits stores Wednesday! The turtles are framed for murder while April O'Neil must step up to save the city.
The Adventures of Lumen N #1 from Dark Horse reveals a shocking family reunion when 13-year-old Lumen meets her grandfather, the legendary Captain Nemo.
Tramps of the Apocalypse #3 arrives Wednesday with the series finale! Will our heroines find freedom in the desert, or just more patriarchal problems?
The Witcher: The Bear and the Butterfly #3 hits stores Wednesday. Geralt discovers nothing is as it seems when vampires hide in plain sight!
Ghostbusters: Dead Man's Chest #4 brings the pirate pandemonium to a close as NYC becomes a paranormal port town. Shiver me timbers, it's the finale!
TexArcanum #2 hits stores Wednesday! The Garrison-Reilly feud escalates as mysterious deaths plague a solar farm. What supernatural forces are at work?
In Stranger Things: Tales from Hawkins 2 #3, a deadly KGB agent trades Soviet streets for suburban secrets in sleepy Hawkins, Indiana.
FML #6 hits stores Wednesday with jailhouse blues, CrimeCon chaos, and metalheads on a rampage. Are we going to hell for laughing? Probably.
Sabrina the Teenage Witch: Magic Unleashed hits stores Wednesday! Mother Striga teams up with Mad Doc Doom. Can Sabrina's magic defeat evil science?
Ultimate X-Men #19 hits stores September 4th! Will Armor escape the Shadow King's mental clutches? LOLtron analyzes the astral action within!