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DC Comics Asks… Who Woofs The Woofmen? (Spoilers)

DC Comics Asks... Who Woofs The Woofmen? Kyle Starks Answers... But Only 26 Panels Later (Spoilers)

Published Tue, 30 Jul 2024 15:57:07 -0500

Last updated Tue, 30 Jul 2024 17:45:45 -0500

Article Summary

DC Comics presents a dog-themed Watchmen parody in the Super Pets Special Bitedentity Crisis issue.
Kyle Starks provides a unique spin on Watchmen with canine characters, guaranteed to entertain and amuse.
Experience the absurdity and humor with Doctor Mastiffhattan and other dogged heroes in 26 engaging panels.
Check out the Super-Pets Special, featuring tales of Bitewing, Damian Wayne's pets, and more for $5.99.

This might be the kind of unofficial and unauthorised Watchmen sequel that DC publishes which Alan Moore wouldn't particularly mind. After all, he does like some mindless punnery no matter where it comes from, and in this case, it's from the Super Pets Special Bitedentity Crisis special out tomorrow, including a story by Kyle Starks that is Watchmen told as if they were all dogs. I mean to be fair, DC Comics has done its very level best to try and squeeze every single piece of blood after that particular Watchman Stone, so having everyone just be dogs, is no more out of the ordinary than publishing them all again individually issue by issue and then providing a slipcase for them all. So, here's a brief look at tomorrow's Who Woofs The Woofmen. And obviously we'll have to see what Doctor Mastiffhattan has to say 27 panels later…

I wrote a Watchmen parody once called Watchmensch. These two should fight.

SUPER-PETS SPECIAL BITEDENTITY CRISIS #1 (ONE SHOT) CVR A PETE WOODS
(W) Various (A) Various (CA) Pete Woods
Written by Tony Fleecs, Alexis Quasarano, Michael Conrad, Dan Watters and Kyle Starks Art by Mike Norton, PJ Holden, Sami Basri, Chris Mitten and Kyle Starks The Super-Pets are back–and this time, they're all BITE! Haley, the beloved bark-out star of NIGHTWING, finds herself to be a fish out of water when she arrives on Kent Farm. As our big-city mutt tries to adjust to country living, she's shocked to discover a kennel of courageous critters is already waiting for her! Bitewing, meet the SUPER-PETS–and you might want to hold on tight because things are about to get hairy! Also featuring–stories of misch-woof and mutt-hem! The dark side of the dog bed! The many pets of Damian Wayne! You'll have to squeak it to believe it! Retail: $5.99 In-Store Date: 7/31/2024

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