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Metamorpho and Absorbing Man Say "What's The Big Deal, NASA?"

Later today at 2pm ET, NASA will announce the discovery of arsenic-based lifeforms on Earth, opening up the possibility of what life is, and the materials it needs to exist, significantly increasing the likelihood of life on other planets.

Discovered in the poisonous Mono Lake in California, these bacteria is actually made of arsenic, and different to all previously known forms of life on Earth.

But in a rival press conference held at 2.01pm, Metamorpho and Absorbing Man will say "So what, NASA?"

Metamorpho has often turned himself into arsenic with no long term side-effects (though that cannot be said about anyone breathing in next to him) and Absorbing Man has taken on the chemical structure of arsenic with one touch. "It was great, Spider-Man hit me and I burst into dust. He defeated me, but give him twenty years, he's dead meat."

As to how they will treat their chemical cousins, Metamorpho said he would ensure they weren't treated as outsiders by the rest of the community, while Absorbing Man wondered how much he could get for them if he kidnapped them all. They both hope that the bacteria are bald too.

It seems some things in life never change.

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