You know it's Valentine's Day coming, right? What better gift for a male nerd to his recently-acquired girlfriend to help share his hobby with her than a superhero-designed apron. So she knows where her place is.
Or for a female nerd to her boyfriend to say "I emasculate you, bitch!"
Or maybe wait a bit for a non-politically motive gift for Mothering Sunday. Either way, you have a lot of choice, courtesy of Bethany Sew And Sew.