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FOOL: "Any Body Who Buys VR Is A Jabroni" Says Nintendo Source; Claims Idea For NX Came To Them During Spirit Walk

VR is showing up everywhere in the games industry, as publishers and developers bet big on the new tech and dream about the possibilities of where it could take us. One company who feels a little wronged though is Nintendo, who previous went in on the tech with the virtual boy in 1995. It didn't go well for the company.

In a recent meeting I had with a higher up at Nintendo, when asked about VR they exclusively revealed to me that they were not very happy about the industry's move towards the tech they now claim is outdated. My 'source' said:

What? VR? You want to talk about VR? Lets talk about VR. The Virtual Boy, 1995. Nintendo got there 21 years early, and you want to talk about VR now? Jabronis. The lot of them. That includes anyone who buys one. Where were they in 95?

During the tirade, my source went on to share a rather optimistic view of the upcoming Nintendo console, the NX.

The NX will be everything any home needs. It came to me while on a Spirit Walk in the Mojave dessert, and will revolutionise the way we not only play games, but live, the way we breathe. Do you understand what I am saying to you? I have flown on the wings of eagles, and what the industry brings now is but chicken feed. I have become one with the fabric of reality, and in that space is where the NX lies. Do you understand? You don't. How could you? I've danced upon the strings of the universe and you are but mortal. VR? The NX will crush it like a bug, and barely notice.

My source ended by saying:

Please don't tell your readers my name is Reggie Fils-Amie

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