Naturally everyone was a) tucked up in bed b) out on the lash c) living in another country.
But if you would like to enjoy both episodes in the comfort of your a) living room b) car c) subway carriage between two people who have been enjoying the festivities a little too much then here is your solution
The BBC Radio iPlayer, unlike its TV counterpart, is available globally without restriction. So simply click here for episode 1, here for episode 2 and if you really want at, listen live at 11pm GMT (6pm ET, 3pm PT) tonight…
And while you are at it, why not also enjoy Pilgrim, what Bleeding Cool in the past has dubbed the only real John Constantine stories currently being made, the new series of which just started also on BBC Radio 4.