Just What We Needed On Friday: John Wick Continental Bourbon!

OBVIOUSLY if you are not 21, you should not even think about purchasing alcohol and spirits in the USA. The same goes for other parts of the world with their various legal ages for 'controlled substances' such as….bourbon.

Imagine our delight to get an email on a Friday afternoon entitled, "May We Suggest A Drink? Bourbon, Perhaps?" It's like Silver Screen Bottling Co. was reading our minds about exactly what we'd like to sample after such a week.

Enter- John Wick Continental Bourbon.

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Welcome to The Continental. While we get your room ready, might I suggest a drink? Bourbon, perhaps? We carry our own stock, of course, Continental Bourbon. And while you enjoy the smooth, mature taste of our aged bourbon, allow me to tell you about our amenities.

Our luxury hotel is perfectly suited for one such as yourself. The laundry service is thorough, should you find yourself needing a bit of stain removal. Our housekeeping is impeccable, should your room need cleaning after say, an unwanted guest? The Seamstress and The Tailor will ensure you are outfitted with the finest, and most protective, in today's fashion. And of course we have The Sommelier to provide only the best and most precise tools of your trade. And by your tastes in bourbon, I can tell you're someone who is looking for only the best.

You will find that you are most welcome here, as long as you follow the rules no conducting business on these premises lest incurring heavy penalties, such as having your membership revoked, death, and worse, no longer being able to enjoy the exquisite taste of Continental Bourbon. As you are a professional, you already know this, so have a drink, and relax.
For now…

If you purchase the above gift set you get free shipping, can expect to get the set sometime this fall. Sounds like a bargain, Mr. Wick.

About Mary Anne Butler

Bleeding Cool News Editor Mary Anne Butler (Mab, for short) has been part of the fast-paced world of journalism since she was 15, getting her start in album reviews and live concert coverage for a nationally published (print) music magazine. She eventually transitioned to online media, writing for such sites as UGO/IGN, ComicsOnline, Geek Magazine, Ace of Geeks, Aggressive Comix (where she is still Editor-in-Chief), and most recently Bleeding Cool.

Over the past 10 years, she’s built a presence at conventions across the globe as a cosplayer (occasionally), photographer (constantly), panelist and moderator (mostly), and reporter (always). 

Interviews, reviews, observations, breaking news, and objective reporting are the name of the game for the founder of Harkonnen Knife Fight, a Dune-themed band with an international presence. 

Though she be but little, she is fierce. #MabTheProfessional

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