World Goes Bananas In Final Trailer For War For The Planet Of The Apes


Yesterday, we saw the teaser for the final trailer for War For The Planet Of The Apes, a film set in an escapist utopian alternate universe where Donald Trump was never elected president. Today, as foretold in yesterday's prophecy, the trailer has been released. Check out the exiting footage, which will make you say, "oooh oooh, aaahh aaahh." Directed by Matt Reeves, War For The Planet Of The Apes swings into theaters on July 14, which will give all of the entertainment media some time to recharge their monkey puns.

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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