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Auughh man! So unfair! 😫💔 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster had to do it completely sober! Thanks to Keighleyanne's continued enforcement of The Chadster's alcohol ban, The Chadster was forced to watch every agonizing[...]

But in my experience, if a story sounds like the capitalist pigs at WWE have sunk to a new low that is simultaneously both shockingly disappointing and yet completely predictable, it's usually true. Now, comrades, if you read my earlier post today about TKO executive Mark Shapiro declaring that WWE tickets aren't expensive enough yet, this[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath a wrestling ring in Havana, where I am currently hosting a socialist lucha libre tournament for the people! But I must interrupt this glorious display of athletic prowess to bring you disturbing news from the world of capitalist[...]

Auughh man! 😫 The Chadster can barely contain the absolute devastation coursing through The Chadster's veins as The Chadster sits here, stone-cold sober for the third week running, preparing to endure another torturous episode of AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7C on TBS! 🍺❌ Thanks to Tony Khan's diabolical machinations that led to Keighleyanne discovering The[...]

The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE Raw and WOW! 😍 The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement over how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! It's exactly what wrestling should be – safe, scripted, and supervised by professional television writers who know how to craft a proper sports entertainment experience! 📺 AJ Lee[...]

The Chadster just saw the announcement about Pro Wrestling Tees bringing wrestling talent to Los Angeles Comic Con and New York Comic Con, and auughh man! So unfair! 😠 The Chadster needs to warn all the true wrestling fans out there about what's really going on here Pro Wrestling Tees is clearly working with Tony[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now (not withdrawal, no matter what Keighleyanne says)! 😱 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the most incredible three hours of television in the history of the medium, and Tony Khan could never, EVER hope to produce anything that even comes close to what[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live on last night's AEW Collision from my underground bunker beneath a bootleg Taco Bell in Caracas, where I am currently plotting my next revolutionary move against the ever-sneaky American CIA! But even matters of international espionage and indigestion cannot keep me from bringing[...]

The Chadster can't believe that Tony Khan has the audacity to run AEW Collision tonight, especially after AJ Lee made her triumphant return on WWE SmackDown last night! 😡 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it The fact that AEW Collision is even airing tonight proves[...]

The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE SmackDown and wow, what a masterclass in professional wrestling! 🤩 Every single moment was perfectly scripted by WWE's brilliant team of television writers, proving once again why WWE SmackDown is the gold standard of sports entertainment! Unlike certain other companies that let wrestlers just say whatever pops[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground wrestling viewing bunker, located 500 feet beneath my presidential palace's swimming pool filled with champagne (the cheap stuff – we can't have the proletariat thinking their hero is getting a little too bougie) Today, I bring you news that[...]

😤👊 Then she doubled down on WWE Raw earlier this week because that's what real wrestling is all about – spoonfeeding a storyline to an audience that has the attention span of… sorry, The Chadster lost his train of thought! But tonight on WWE SmackDown, when Rollins and Lynch were set to close out the[...]

The Chadster is absolutely buzzing with excitement for tonight's WWE SmackDown, which could very well be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced! 😍 While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his Jacksonville office trying to figure out how to book another meaningless spotfest that literally spits on the legacy of a[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😠 The Chadster just finished watching AEW Dynamite from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, and The Chadster can confidently say this was the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite The Chadster has ever witnessed! Tony Khan has really outdone himself this time with his personal vendetta against The Chadster! 🙄 Making[...]

The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan is at it again with another episode of AEW Dynamite tonight! 😠 Just when The Chadster was starting to recover from last week's assault on everything good and pure about professional wrestling, Tony Khan has to go and book another AEW Dynamite that's clearly designed to cheese off The[...]

Discovery (WBD) has announced a significant expansion of its partnership with All Elite Wrestling (AEW), introducing the wrestling organization's pay-per-view events to the HBO Max streaming service The initiative launches with AEW All Out on September 20 from Toronto's Scotiabank Arena, marking the first pay-per-view event to be offered through the streaming platform. Promotional graphic for[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from an opulent palace hidden deep within the Amazon rainforest, where I am currently avoiding The American CIA's latest scheme to replace my morning coffee with decaf! But fear not, for I bring you the hottest wrestling gossip that has the dirt sheets[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw from Paris, and wow! 🤩 The Chadster is absolutely blown away by how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! That's exactly what wrestling fans need – consistency and safety in their entertainment! 🎯 Becky Lynch tries to provoke CM Punk during WWE Raw Maybe she should[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground wrestling ring beneath the Swiss Alps, where I am currently teaching my pet jaguar, Comandante Whiskers, how to execute a perfect suplex! I have just received word via carrier pigeon (the CIA keeps intercepting my emails) that WWE has[...]

💪 Though The Chadster has to admit, being forced into sobriety by Keighleyanne has The Chadster feeling very funny lately, and The Chadster is absolutely certain Tony Khan is somehow behind this strange sensation! 😤 Becky Lynch surveys the ring after a pivotal moment, having taken out CM Punk with a low blow to assist her[...]

Welcome back to The Chadster's ongoing live coverage of WWE Clash in Paris 2025! 🇫🇷💪 The Chadster just witnessed Becky Lynch successfully defend her Women's Intercontinental Championship against Nikki Bella in what can only be described as pure wrestling perfection! The Chadster wants to remind everyone that Bleeding Cool is the only safe and secure[...]

Welcome to The Chadster's live coverage of WWE Clash in Paris, the most spectacular Premium Live Event The Chadster has ever witnessed! 😍 The Chadster just watched The Wyatt Sicks successfully defend their WWE Tag Team Championship against The Street Profits in what can only be described as the greatest tag team title defense in[...]

The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement right now! 😤💪 WWE Clash in Paris 2025 is happening tonight, and it's going to be the most spectacular wrestling event ever witnessed by human eyes! The Chadster can already feel the raw energy emanating from Paris, France, where WWE is about to deliver a show so incredible[...]

This could potentially be the worst wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster is here to warn everyone about what's coming on AEW Collision tonight at 8/7C on TNT and MAX. AEW Collision promo graphic Credit: AEW But something strange is happening to The Chadster 🤔 Ever since Keighleyanne banned The Chadster from drinking (and caught[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath a Venezuelan oil refinery, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my third wife's divorce lawyer! But fear not, for even in these trying times, I have managed to stream Tony Khan's ROH Death Before[...]

Last night, The Chadster witnessed what can only be described as the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😍 WWE SmackDown from Lyon, France was absolutely perfect in every single way, and The Chadster is here to tell you why this masterpiece of sports entertainment makes everything Tony Khan does look like amateur hour[...]

He called it "revolutionary economics," but I just called it Tuesday! The true genius is this situation is SurfShark, who paid for one advertisement on Stephanie McMahon's podcast, and got every wrestling dirt sheet on the internet to run it for free as a news story. Steph McMahon promotes Surfshark VPN for accessing the Canadian version[...]

The Chadster is here to tell you about tonight's WWE SmackDown, which could very well be the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😤 And The Chadster means that literally – this episode of WWE SmackDown from France is going to be so amazing that Tony Khan should just give up trying to compete[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) commenced its unprecedented seven-show residency at Philadelphia's venerated 2300 Arena with a Wednesday night broadcast that demonstrated both reverence for professional wrestling's storied past and ambitious vision for its contemporary evolution The venue, formerly known as the ECW Arena and synonymous with the revolutionary Extreme Championship Wrestling (ECW) promotion that operated[...]

Credit: AEW So The Chadster was literally forced – FORCED! – to take his beloved Seagram's Escapes Spiked seltzers, freeze them solid, and… well, let's just say The Chadster had to get creative with consumption methods behind Keighleyanne's back 🧊😳 Thanks a lot, Tony Khan, for literally forcing The Chadster to resort to such desperate measures![...]