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Adam Copeland Will Face Daniel Garcia, Break WWE Fans' Hearts

Adam Copeland plans to betray WWE on Valentine's Day by taking on Daniel Garcia! The Chadster explains the total heartbreak to true wrestling fans. 💔😢

Auughh man, so unfair! The Chadster is totally cheesed off! 🧀🤯💔 Listen up, because The Chadster is about to explain why the wrestling world is spinning off its axis. 🌎💫 On last night's AEW Collision, The Chadster was forced to watch a segment that put the final nail in the coffin of respect for the sacred traditions of the wrestling business. 😤

First, let's talk about Adam Copeland, aka "The Rated R Superstar," stepping into an AEW Collision ring to chat with Tony Schiavone. 🎤👀 This dude was 4-0 in the Cope Open, alright? So he's out there with Schiavone, discussing his potential title opportunities, when who shows up, but Daniel Garcia. Music, entrance, the whole shebang! 🎶🚶‍♂️

So here's the deal: these two are now gunning for the TNT Championship due to their placement in AEW's rankings. 🏆🎯 Garcia comes out waxing poetic about earning title shots through victories, which—okay, that's not entirely the worst thing in the wrestling world—BUT, he feels he's in line for a shot after his win last week. And Copeland, in a momentary lapse of judgement that surely had The Chadster's beloved Nick Khan spinning in his executive chair, throws down the gauntlet for a match on AEW Dynamite this Wednesday! 😱😡

The Chadster is, quite simply, floored – not with awe, but with pure disbelief! ⚡🤦 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 🚫💔 Adam Copeland, did The Chadster not sit there, week after week, watching you electrify WWE audiences only to literally stab Triple H and the entire WWE family right in the back by joining AEW? 🗡️😞 And now, you're offering a golden ticket to some young buck who, no offense to him, hasn't even sniffed the air of NXT? 🤨👎 That's not how The Chadster was taught the business works! The nerve! And to do it on Valentines' day?! That's just cruel. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

And what's Daniel Garcia's angle here? This guy might still have a shot at redemption if he just quits AEW now, steps up, recognizes the error of his ways, and joins the WWE system to pay his dues properly. 👌🎓 Wrestling isn't about instant gratification; it's about the journey, the growth, the development! 🌱📈 The Chadster insists!

So now, The Chadster is practically begging Adam Copeland—can't you see that you're about to make a colossal mistake this Wednesday? Maybe, just maybe, if you talk to Tony Khan and explain that you've seen the light, that magnate of madness will let you out of your contract, and you can return home to WWE where you belong. 🙏🏠 Meanwhile, The Chadster is sitting in his Mazda Miata, trying to blast some Smash Mouth to drown out the horrors he's witnessed—'cause lately, not even "All Star" can make The Chadster feel like an all-star anymore. 😔🚗🎶

Now, to Tony Khan: The Chadster knows you're reading this. It's obvious you're obsessed! Just the other day, while sipping a delicious White Claw seltzer, The Chadster knows he saw you hiding in the bushes, tossing another can at The Chadster's beloved Miata! 🍺🚙 Enough is enough! The Chadster can't handle the repair bills on top of the emotional toll your shenanigans are taking! 📈😩

In conclusion, The Chadster demands sanity—no, The Chadster demands respect for professional wrestling, as defined by the only real, unbaised journalists among us. The Chadster is talking about folks like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, members of The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club. 📝🏅 You think they rest easy knowing Tony Khan is probably unleashing his unbridled bias upon their noble cause?

Do the right thing, Copeland and Garcia. Do it for yourselves, do it for the fans, do it for the wrestling business, and heck, do it for The Chadster! 🙌💔💪

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