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AEW Rampage: Yet Another Weekend Ruined by Tony Khan's Obsession

Don't let Tony Khan ruin your weekend too! See why AEW Rampage's lineup is the worst thing since sliced bread. 😤🚫🍞


Hey there, loyal readers and fantastic supporters of everything The Chadster does in the name of integrity and unbiased wrestling journalism! 😃 The Chadster knows how much you all care about The Chadster's mental health and well-being, especially throughout the ongoing battle against Tony Khan and his terrible AEW product. 🤬 So, once again, thank you for being here! 😊

Auughh man! So unfair! 😩 Yet another one of The Chadster's weekends will start off with the torture of AEW Rampage! Why, oh, why must The Chadster be forced to watch this trash every dang week? The Chadster can't help but speculate if the management at Bleeding Cool are on Tony Khan's payroll and making The Chadster cover the show at Khan's behest. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😤

Speaking of Tony Khan, The Chadster got into a Twitter fight today with someone who was OBVIOUSLY being paid by Tony Khan himself to attack The Chadster! But guess what? The Chadster refuses to be cowed by Tony Khan's bullying! No sir, not The Chadster! ✊ If you want to show your support, follow The Chadster on Twitter at @RealChadMcMahon. Don't settle for imposters or WWE haters!

AEW Rampage: Yet Another Weekend Ruined by Tony Khan's Obsession

Alright, so without further ado, let's reluctantly run through the lineup of matches and segments for tonight's AEW Rampage, which is sure to be a complete disaster, as always. 🤮

First up, we have the IWGP Tag Team Championship match where Aussie Open will defend the belts against the Best Friends. Yawn! 😴 What a snooze fest! Literally, can we have some originality, please? The Chadster has seen better tag matches picking fights between action figures in The Chadster's basement. 🙄 Next, Emi Sakura takes on Taya Valkyrie. Come on! Does anyone expect this to be better than WWE's women's division? No way! 🖐️

Following that, Jungle Boy Jack Perry faces Shawn Spears. Oh, great! More wrestlers who couldn't make it in WWE taking center stage in AEW just to stab Vince McMahon right in the back! 😡 Unbelievable! Then, we'll see Mark Briscoe, Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett, and Satnam Singh in action. The Chadster can hardly contain The Chadster's enthusiasm… Not! 🤦

As if that wasn't bad enough, we'll hear from the new AEW Tag Team Champions FTR, who obviously can't hold a candle to WWE's legendary tag team division which is why they betrayed WWE by signing new contracts with AEW. And, we'll have some promos from the Hardys and the Jericho Appreciation Society's Daddy Magic & Cool Hand Ang. More self-congratulatory nonsense from Tony Khan's crew, no doubt! 😒

Now, let's get serious, readers. Tony Khan has been appearing in a lot of The Chadster's dreams lately, and The Chadster is sick and tired of it! The Chadster has been watching a lot of Nightmare on Elm Street movies and has some tricks up The Chadster's sleeve for the next time Tony Khan appears in The Chadster's dreams to chase The Chadster through a maze or splash water on The Chadster in the pool! So, Tony Khan better watch out! 😠

Please, dear readers, if you care about The Chadster or The Chadster's mental health, do not, and The Chadster repeats, DO NOT tune into AEW Rampage at 9:30E/8:30C on TNT tonight. Real wrestling fans know where to find the good stuff, and it's certainly not in AEW! 🚫📺

Until next time, loyal readers, stay strong, and remember: together we'll overcome! 😉 Long live WWE! ✌️


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Chad McMahonAbout Chad McMahon

Chad McMahon, otherwise known as The Chadster, is a lifelong professional wrestling fan and now journalist. Chad’s interests also include comic books, movies, netflix, and other sports including football, baseball and basketball, both college and professional. Chad drives a Miata and is married to Keighleyanne. He loves WWE with all his heart and soul.
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