Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 11: Things Actually Get Real

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and it may shock you to learn this, but when you gather a bunch of people in an empty hotel with hopes of finding true love with a Jersey Shore guido, there's a chance that some hearts could be broken. Haw haw haw haw! It's my Double Shot at Love review, comrades!

Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 11 "Mom's Cutlets and Nino's Antics" started off innocently enough, with Vinny's mom Paula cooking an entire Italian Sunday dinner and shipping it to Arizona since she couldn't come in person to meet Vinny's five remaining potential future wives. While Vinny and his suitors played with puppies, Pauly D set up a dinner with Paula over Zoom.

Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 11: Things Get Real
Vinny's mother sits in judgment over his potential girlfriends at dinner – Double Shot at Love screencap

At the dinner, Paula grilled the women. She even asked KP what was up with her eyebrow, though it still remains a mystery to me, comrades, because whatever she answered was cut from the airing. Paula did take a liking to Akeilia, mostly because, as a nurse, she is the only one of the girls with a job Paula found acceptable. She also got along with Peachy. Paula did not like KP, who she told Vinny did not seem like his type. With a mama's boy like Vinny, this was the kiss of death for KP.

But before eliminations, Pauly D had another surprise: he invited Uncle Nino to visit, which Vinny did not appreciate. Uncle Nino got his time to hit on the women and then they played a game where he read from cue cards and the girls did their best to understand what he was saying. In the end, Nino also voted for Peachy and didn't like KP.

KP and Danielle were called to the elimination dinner, and Danielle was eliminated first. When it came to breaking up with KP, however, things got real. KP was genuinely hurt by the dumping, which seemed to affect Vinny as well. "I'm not sure how we got here with KP, but she was really hurt," he said, the first Jersey Shore star to realize his actions have consequences since The Situation went to prison.

Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 11: Things Get Real
KP's pain reminds us if only for a moment, that real people's emotions are at stake… haw haw haw haw! – Double Shot at Love screencap

Personally, I can understand why Vinny would be thrown off by this. I don't like to deal with all the messy emotions during a breakup either, which is why I usually have my exes shipped off to a prison camp, never to be heard from again. It makes it easier to get over them, you know?

But while KP may have been heartbroken, it made for great television and brought a sense of emotional realness to the entire process. Vinny has three women let to choose from, and it looks like he'll make his choice next episode. Until next time, mis amigos: socialism or death!

Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 11 "Mom's Cutlets and Nino's Antics"

Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 11: Things Get Real
Review by El Presidente

8/10
While KP may have been heartbroken, her dumping made for great television and brought a sense of emotional realness to the entire process to this episode of MTV's Double Shot at Love.

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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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