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Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 12 - Truth Detector
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and I'm here to tell you about the season finale of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation But first, let me just say, congratulations to Will Smith for his actions at the Oscars on Sunday I know a lot of people don't think that Chris Rock deserved to[...]
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation S5E11 - The Make-Up Before the Breakup
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, once again here to tell you all about this week's episode of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 11 "Little Big Town" picked up where last week's episode left off If you need a reminder, after a fun party on a[...]
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation S5E10: Return of the Jersey Turnpike
In this week's chapter of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, Deena put her feud with Lauren to rest but revived her most popular dance move Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and let me tell you: these days, there are some folks out there who are giving ruthless dictators a bad name As[...]
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Preview - Deena Calls Lauren the B-Word
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, leader of a Latin American dictatorship and Bleeding Cool's official television correspondent for MTV's Jersey Shore family of reality TV shows Normally, I don't have a lot of time in my busy schedule of crushing my opposition and oppressing my people, but when I saw the preview[...]
Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 9: Why, Lauren, Why?
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and with all of the conflict going on in the world, what's one more happening in "international waters?" This week's episode of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation begs the question: who did Lauren piss off on the production crew to get such an unflattering edit this season? Jersey[...]
Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 8
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to give you all the deets on Jersey Shore Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 8 "Deena's Revenge." But first, a message to a dear friend of mine: Vlad, I know you are doing all of this just to look cool in front of Xi Just stop[...]
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 7: Bananas Republic
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, back for more of MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation, the once-great trash tv franchise that has struggled throughout the pandemic era I would apologize for not being here last week, but that would be a sign of weakness, so instead, I will simply insist that I did,[...]
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you a recap of the latest episode of my once-favorite reality TV show, MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Yes, it's true, my patience with the show's lack of juicy drama and reprehensible, self-destructive behavior wears thin, and this week's episode, Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Season 5 Episode 5[...]
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you a recap of the latest episode of my once-favorite reality TV show, MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation I say once-favorite because my patience grows thin with the show during the pandemic era, as an inability to have its cast members interact with normal people has forced them[...]
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
How does MTV's Jersey Shore star Vinny Guadagnino deal with liars? That's what this episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation is all about! Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to report on what even I must admit is the rapidly dwindling entertainment value of the once might Jersey Shore The latest episode, Jersey[...]
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation's Vinny Moves Back in With His Mother
MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation's illustrious fifth season continued this week with a new episode following last week's explosive Ronnie-centric one This time around, the drama ebbed as the cast set the stage for the rest of the season to come And Vinny moved back in with his mother… sort of. Jersey Shore: Family Vacation Screencap Greetings,[...]
Jersey Shore Family Vacation Returns With Ronnie-Centric Premiere
MTV's Jersey Shore: Family Vacation returned this week for the start of its fifth season, and the show isn't shying away from Ronnie's 2020 domestic violence arrest In fact, they made it the main plot of the season premiere! Jersey Shore Family Vacation star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro took center stage for the Season 5 premiere, but won't[...]
Double Shot at Love Season 3 Episode 12: Vinny Makes His Decision
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, and if you thought that MTV's Double Shot at Love would end in any way other than with Vinny choosing the girl most liked by his mother, you haven't been paying attention to the Jersey Shore's resident mama's boy for the last decade Haw haw haw haw! What[...]
Jersey Shore Family Vacation Returns in 2022, Gets Christmas Special
Last night during the airings of Floribama Shore and Double Shot at Love with Vinny and Pauly D, MTV announced the premiere date of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation along with a Christmas special, The 12 Days of Jerzmas The 12 Days of Jerzmas, which looks to be a clip show for Jersey Shore Family Vacation[...]