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ODB Returns to the Ring for Next Week's Impact; More Matches Set

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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you a follow-up to my illustrious recap last night. I know that it is tempting to stop watching Impact because El Presidente's recaps are so good and it's better to read about the show, but I must ask you not to do that, comrades, because there is so much exciting stuff to watch. Impact has announced the card for next week's show, and it is looking very exciting.

The official logo of Impact Wrestling.
The official logo of Impact Wrestling.

Here's what they're advertising for the show, comrades:

Don't miss the final IMPACT! before No Surrender, next Tuesday at 8/7c on AXS TV and Twitch! ODB battles Kimber Lee, Kiera Hogan takes on Nevaeh, The Good Brothers defend the IMPACT World Tag Team Championships against Chris Sabin and James Storm, Rich Swann and Tommy Dreamer sign the contract for their No Surrender World Title match and more!

In addition to that, Cousin Jake will give his answer to Eric Young, who demanded that Jake join Violent by Design or continue to be harassed by the group. If it were me, I would just contact human resources, comrades, but to each their own. As usual, Bleeding Cool will publish a recap of the episode after it airs. Until next time: socialism or death!

Comrades, the capitalist pigs that control the means of production at Bleeding Cool have demanded I provide you with this paragraph of SEO keyword-rich text so that they can continue to fill their coffers with the product of the people's labor. One day, El Presidente vows, they will all die like dogs. But until that day comes, my friends, I must play their game for now.

Impact Wrestling, the successor to the great legacy of TNA Wrestling, airs weekly on AXS TV on Tuesdays at 8PM Eastern. Impact also streams live at that same time on Twitch. The company also offers a monthly subscription service, Impact Plus, that offers access to replays of Impact, monthly Impact Plus exclusive quasi-PPV events, and access to the illustrious TNA tape library. Impact PPV events and Impact Plus can also be purchased and viewed on the Fite TV app. 

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After a successful fourteen-year career as a South American dictator, El Presidente faked his own death in 2013 in order to pursue his two true passions: rigging American elections for Joe Biden, and wrestling dirt sheet reporting. Since opportunities to rig the election for Joe Biden were few and far between until recently, El Presidente mostly focused on the wrestling dirt sheet reporting, where he became one of the best in the business. Unfortunately, the American CIA sabotaged his 1-900 hotline, the pinnacle of his country's wrestling news technology, and imperialist hacks like Meltzer, Johnson, Sapp, and Satin took all the credit on their stupid websites. Finally, El Presidente has found a way to break into the American market by becoming a Bleeding Cool contributor, so get ready for the spread of great wrestling news and socialism, comrades!
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