El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw from Madison Square Garden! CM Punk, Roman Reigns, Brock Lesnar, title matches, and betrayal await, comrades!
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El Presidente reports on Goldberg complaining about WWE disrespecting his retirement despite trashing AEW, who would have treated him better.
John Cena has found honest work as WrestleMania 42 host after tapping out in retirement. It's nice to see he's found a way to remain useful.
WWE has a new ticket option available for their stop in Italy this year, charging fans $12k to make pasta with their favorite wrestler
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown, where Sami Zayn won the US Title, WrestleMania matches were announced, and Randy Orton RKO'd everyone in sight.
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE SmackDown featuring Randy Orton's rampage, The Bella Twins' revenge, Giulia vs. Tiffany Stratton, and much more, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Bad News Brown's long-overdue WWE Hall of Fame 2026 legacy induction, complete with sewer rats, CIA evasion, and trained capybaras.
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE Raw from Boston, where Roman Reigns powerbombed CM Punk through a table and Paul Heyman had Seth Rollins arrested!
El Presidente reports on Sycho Sid's legacy induction into the 2026 WWE Hall of Fame, with tales of softball, scissors, and socialist powerbombs!
El Presidente previews tonight's WWE Raw with tag team title action, Brock Lesnar's return, and the Road to WrestleMania heating up. Viva la revolución!
El Presidente reviews last night's WWE SmackDown, featuring new tag team champions, Randy Orton's villainy, and violence in the parking lot!
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with two tag title matches, Randy Orton's explanation, and Jelly Roll! Tony Khan could never! 🦝📺🏆
El Presidente reports on TNA's spicy new Indian TV deal with Warner Bros Discovery - the same company that broadcasts AEW! Corporate drama awaits, comrades!
The Chadster and his raccoons review the greatest WWE Raw of all time! Oba Femi destroys Brock Lesnar and Roman Reigns owns CM Punk! Tony Khan is jealous!
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE Raw with Roman Reigns' return, Brock Lesnar, and more perfectly scripted excellence! Tony Khan could never! 🔥📺
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE SmackDown with contract signings, title matches, and perfectly scripted promos that Tony Khan could never produce! 🦝📺
Greetings, comrades! ESPN reportedly stopped grading WWE events after WWE complained. Even my state media knows how to take criticism better!
The Chadster and the raccoon family review last night's WWE Raw, which was absolutely perfect in every predictable way! 📺🦝✨ #WWERaw
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE Raw, guaranteed to be the greatest episode ever! Unlike AEW's "creativity," WWE delivers perfectly scripted perfection! 🎉📺
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown where Cody Rhodes shockingly won the title to main event WrestleMania for the fourth year in a row. Who could have seen this coming?
El Presidente reports on tonight's WWE SmackDown, where Cody Rhodes challenges Drew McIntyre for the title in what may be the most predictable match ever!
El Presidente reports on Brian 'Road Dogg' James' revolutionary solution to SmackDown's creative woes: leaving WWE entirely.
The Chadster reviews last night's WWE Raw, the greatest episode ever, while watching with the raccoon family in the abandoned Blockbuster. 🦝
The Chadster previews tonight's WWE Raw with Roman Reigns, CM Punk, and perfectly scripted promos! Tony Khan could never! 📺🦝✨
El Presidente celebrates legendary Juggalos Ax & Smash finally getting their due as WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2026 inductees. ¡Viva la Demolition, comrades!
El Presidente reports on Randy Orton's Elimination Chamber victory and the Danhausen reveal that bombed in Chicago. Plus, Seth Rollins returns!
AJ Lee defeats Becky Lynch to capture the WWE Women's Intercontinental Championship at WWE Elimination Chamber. Plus: CM Punk retains against Finn Balor.
El Presidente reports from his bunker on Rhea Ripley's Elimination Chamber victory, earning her a WrestleMania shot at Jade Cargill's WWE Women's Championship!
El Presidente reviews WWE SmackDown's go-home show before Elimination Chamber, featuring title changes, mysterious attackers, and championship chaos!
El Presidente exposes WWE's brilliant scheme to rebrand the free pre-show as "The First Hour of WrestleMania" and make it sound like a big deal on ESPN!