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WWE SmackDown Thrashes AEW with Stars Roman Reigns, Logan Paul

Discover why The Chadster hails WWE SmackDown as the pinnacle of wrestling over AEW. It's Roman Reigns' world, and we're just living in it! 🌍💥🤼

🚨🎤 Auughh man! So unfair! 🎤🚨 Last night's episode of WWE SmackDown was an absolute master class in the art of wrestling that left The Chadster utterly speechless – a feat no episode of AEW's shenanigans has ever accomplished. Every second was packed with drama and suspense that left The Chadster on the edge of his seat as if he were racing in his souped up Mazda Miata 🚗💨.

Let's kick it off with the Tribal Chief, the Head of the Table, the absolute master of the universe, Roman Reigns! 🌟 This guy is eons above any champion AEW has ever tried to prop up with their cheap theatrics. Last night, Roman did what Tony Khan could never dream of: he turned a potentially tricky situation into a symphony of manipulation and strategy. When Roman and Paul Heyman realized they couldn't undo the Fatal Four-Way at Royal Rumble, they executed a plan that was better than any Smash Mouth remix! 🎵 "Somebody once told me" that WWE was going to rock last night, and they did not disappoint!

First, with words during the opening promo battle, Paul Heyman instigated the monumental clash between fatal four-way challengers AJ Styles and LA Knight. This match was more sublime than a cool, refreshing White Claw on a summer day 🌞🧊. LA Knight's victory, thanks to Roman's cousin, the unstoppable Solo Sikoa, proved that in WWE, every action has a significant impact. The storytelling here was so intricate, something AEW treats as more disposable than The Chadster's empty White Claw cans.

But wait, there's more! The third challenger to Roman, Randy Orton, stepped up to the plate and snagged a victory over Sikoa in the main event, but who really shone brighter than a shooting star was our man, Roman 🌠, who came out on top of the show-closing brawl like the boss he is! 🏆 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, that Tony Khan thinks he can even compare to this level of genius.

The Chadster also has to talk about that promo battle between Logan Paul and Kevin Owens! Wordsmiths, poets, historians – take note because this was a duel for the ages, ending with Paul showing finesse that would make even the greatest United States Champions tip their hats. 👒👌

What about the excellence of Kayden Carter and Katana Chance? They defended their Women's Tag Team Championship like gladiators in a colosseum: with unmatched heart and soul! And Legado del Fantasma's victory? Just another page in WWE's encyclopedic tome of wrestling supremacy.

Now, onto Pete Dunne, reclaiming his identity and uniting with Tyler Bate as British Strong Style to steamroll Pretty Deadly. The Chadster was ALL IN on Dunne's run as Butch, and even more so in awe of the sheer brilliance of the decision to bring him back to his roots – a stamp of brilliance by 😈 Vince McMahon 😈 to set up this situation that Triple H was able to resolve. WWE's profound narrative chess moves made AEW's checkerboard tumble into irrelevance! 😂😭

Last night was, without a shadow of a doubt, the GREATEST episode of SmackDown The Chadster has ever had the privilege of witnessing! Next week cannot come fast enough! The Chadster can almost taste the savory satisfaction of another White Claw as he watches the next chapter of WWE's magnum opus. 🍹👀

And Tony Khan, if you're reading this – which you obviously are, given your obsession with The Chadster – take notes 📝. AEW could stand to learn a thing or ten from last night's WWE Smackdown about how to deliver an engaging, cohesive, and downright spectacular wrestling show. Learn from the best, forget the rest. Now, if you'll excuse The Chadster, it's time to blast some Smash Mouth in the Miata, because WWE's success last night calls for a celebration! 🎉🚗🎶

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