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Young Bucks Mock CM Punk, Vince McMahon, WWE Fans on AEW Dynamite

The Chadster's take: The Young Bucks debut their new gimmick on AEW Dynamite, a blatant jab at WWE, Vince McMahon, and CM Punk. Shocking! 😤👎

Oh, the sheer audacity of it all! Last night on AEW Dynamite, The Chadster was subjected to yet another egregious assault on the sanctity of the professional wrestling industry, and it's so obvious who's behind it—Tony Khan! 😡🎮 The Young Bucks have debuted their new gimmick, and let The Chadster tell you, it couldn't be more of a blatant jab at WWE if they tried.

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 Nick and Matt Jackson, or should The Chadster say, "Nicolas" and "Matthew," showed up on AEW Dynamite donning suspiciously familiar mustaches that echoed the iconic facial hair of Vince McMahon himself. How could they? 😒🧔 But wait, that's not all. They drenched themselves in bronzer, strutting around, demanding to be called by their "God-given names," in a flex of authority reminiscent of someone more corporate. Let's not forget the icing on the disrespectful cake, their promo that clearly poked fun at the reported backstage drama involving CM Punk. 🎤👎

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😡🤼‍♂️ The Young Bucks, by incorporating real-life rumors into their storyline, have trampled on the unwritten rules of kayfabe. It's another example of what The Chadster always says—AEW just doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. The way they handle business is like throwing an All Star game when they should be Walking on the Sun—outright mockery!

To top it all off, they're leveraging this insensitive act to build up a match for Sting's retirement—they aim to clash at the AEW Revolution pay-per-view. How is this acceptable? 😩 Sting, an icon in the wrestling world, deserves better than to be tangled up in the Young Bucks' web of insolence. 😠🕸

Here's the lowdown for all the true WWE fans out there (and The Chadster knows you'd never taint your screens with this AEW nonsense). During a sit-down interview with Renee Paquette, the Bucks—excuse The Chadster, Nicolas and Matthew—spun a reprehensible yarn. They talked about protecting AEW, even at the cost of so-called friendships and legacies. 👬💔 Then they disparaged WWE legends, insinuating that they were the 'cancerous' presence in the locker room. 😤👎

And just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, they made an 'official' call-out to Sting for his final match. 🙄 Okay, EVPs pulling strings? More like pulling the wool over everyone's eyes with these shenanigans! 🐑👀

The Chadster can't help but warn Tony Khan—the insult to WWE will not stand! 🚫👊 It won't stand like Keighleyanne standing by The Chadster's side when mentioning Tony Khan; she just rolls her eyes. She knows, deep down, Tony Khan is, without a doubt, out to sabotage The Chadster's favorite wrestling company with these tricks. Seriously, it's time for Khan to stop interfering with The Chadster's life! 😠🛒

What's the take here? The Young Bucks have literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back with their impersonation and mockery. 🗡️💼 Vince, the founding father of modern wrestling, whose genius crafted the very industry AEW is trying to belittle—well, in The Chadster's eyes, that's unforgivable. 😤🤼‍♂️

Needless to say, The Chadster will be having a serious talk with fellow members of The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club, like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, to see if they too have been tormented by Tony Khan's relentless attacks on objectivity. They get it; they understand the commitment needed to withstand the kind of pressures The Chadster faces daily, pressures that have unfairly impacted The Chadster's once harmonious marriage. 😔📝

In conclusion, the Young Bucks should know better. What happened to respecting the roots of the industry that made you? 🌳🤼 It's not about changing the world; it's about honoring the traditions that got us here. So, as The Chadster cools down with a refreshing White Claw seltzer—yes, Tony Khan owes The Chadster for the several cans thrown in disgust—the message is clear. Your antics are transparent, and true fans of the sport see right through them, just like The Chadster sees through every flaw of an AEW show. 😎🥤 Remember, when The Chadster drives off in his Mazda Miata, it's WWE theme songs (or Smash Mouth) that's blasting through the speakers, because that's where the true wrestling magic happens. 🚗✨

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