Following months of speculation, Mariah May has been removed from the AEW roster page, and a WWE debut appears to be imminent.
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El Presidente investigates the mysterious reported WrestleMania 2026 venue change from New Orleans to Las Vegas. CIA involvement? TKO money grab? All revealed, comrades!
El Presidente reports on AEW's Canadian takeover as All Out heads to Toronto's Scotiabank Arena! Learn how to secure tickets before the CIA does, comrades!
Comrades! El Presidente brings glorious news about NWA and Women of Wrestling storming Roku's revolutionary FAST channel network with Wrestling Central!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE's glorious return to Saudi Arabia for Night of Champions! Plus, my failed attempts to bring wrestling to my re-education camps!
The revolution begins as Shelton Benjamin tells Hulk Hogan to keep his name out of his mouth! El Presidente reports on this glorious uprising against Hulkamania!
El Presidente reports on AEW's Mercedes Moné and her capitalist scheme offering "private" texting for $99.99/month! Is it her or an intern? Let's discuss!
El Presidente reports from Western Australia about John Cena's final Australian appearance at WWE Crown Jewel weekend takeover in Perth this October!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports on Dustin Rhodes' quantum wrestling paradox! Was he respected in WWE? Yes and no! The CIA is very confused by this development!
Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff share a desperate video teasing a new wrestling project! Who will be their mystery partner in irrelevance? The CIA is investigating!
Comrades! John Cena, fresh off stealing Cody's WWE title, admits fans bullied him into hair transplant surgery! The bald truth will shock you!
El Presidente reports on WWE's foot-in-mouth epidemic during WrestleMania week! Triple H, Roman Reigns, John Cena - it seems nobody in WWE knows when to STFU!
Comrades! Your El Presidente reports on AEW Grand Slam: Mexico, AEW's historic Mexico debut that even Trump's tariffs can't stop!
El Presidente reports on WWE President Nick Khan's magnificent propaganda claiming WWE doesn't sign and bench wrestlers – a tale more unbelievable than my CIA encounters!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Triple H trashing Vince McMahon's controlling ways! Even dictators think scripted promos are too authoritarian for wrestling!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Saraya's shocking AEW exit announcement! But what she said will surprise you more than when the CIA replaced my caviar with fish eggs!
Natural Disasters Earthquake and Typhoon's next Hall of Fame inductees! These 900-pound revolutionaries will join Triple H and others in WWE's 2025 class!
El Presidente reports on John Cena's venomous explanation for betraying Cody Rhodes. Was his Brussels tirade justified, or is he truly a "whiny *****"?
Your El Presidente reports on Stephanie McMahon's new ESPN+ series featuring WWE legends! CIA agents tried to intercept this information, but I prevailed!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on The Total Package's glorious WWE Hall of Fame induction while reminiscing about Luger's body slams and my own CIA encounters!
El Presidente reveals how Travis Scott legitimately injured WWE Champion Cody Rhodes, and why this qualifies him for a socialist championship opportunity!
AEW announces it's bringing Double or Nothing to Arizona's Desert Diamond Arena, plus two nights in Boston! CIA agents, beware!
El Presidente examines Michael Cole's claims that WWE isn't wrestling anymore, and offers the announcer a free stay at his premium thought reconstruction resort! 🇻🇪 💪
Greetings comrades! Your El Presidente reports on John Cena's final European conquest, featuring appearances in Brussels, Glasgow, and London. The CIA remains concerned!
El Presidente investigates the disappearance of Malakai Black, Miro, and Ricky Starks from AEW's roster page. Is the CIA involved?
El Presidente reports on WWE's revolutionary move to bring EVOLVE to the masses via free streaming on Tubi! Could this socialist distribution of wrestling content threaten AEW Dynamite?
El Presidente reveals WWE's massive Las Vegas takeover plans for WrestleMania 41, plus exclusive tales of poker nights with dictators and Elvis at the Bellagio!
El Presidente reports on Stephanie McMahon's return to WWE hosting Stephanie's Places on ESPN+, while sharing tales of my own rejected dictator travel show!
Your El Presidente reports on WWE's historic first Paris premium live event, WWE Clash in Paris, sure to make French wrestling fans exclaim, "sacré bleu!"
El Presidente reports on Triple H entering the WWE Hall of Fame, sharing dictatorial wisdom on self-promotion and recalling the time his face was accidentally carved into the dark side of the moon.