El Presidente reports from his Las Vegas hideout on WWE World's epic return during WrestleMania 41! Join your beloved leader for tales of wrestling, CIA encounters, and socialist bears!
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El Presidente reports on major Japanese wrestling news as United Japan Pro-Wrestling forms with 10 major promotions joining forces!
El Presidente reports on WWE and TNA's new alliance that will see NXT and TNA talents crossing over weekly! Even The American CIA couldn't stop this historic partnership!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Corey Graves' WWE drama. Is his NXT exit real or just another CIA plot? Dive into the world of wrestling intrigue!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on John Cena's alliance with McDonald's new McValue menu. Witness the revolution of affordable fast food and CIA-approved savings!
Comrades! El Presidente celebrates WWE's glorious decision to host 2026 Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia. Which authoritarian paradise will be next? The CIA won't like this!
Comrades! AEW's free-to-air UK deal spreads socialist joy like Santa's reindeer! El Presidente reports on this Christmas miracle from his gingerbread palace.
Comrades! El Presidente reports on TNA's Sportsnet deal, bringing wrestling glory to Canada. CIA agents quake as socialism triumphs in the squared circle!
Drew McIntyre's raw, emotional promo blends real life and kayfabe. The Scottish Warrior's heartfelt revelations shock the wrestling world!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Rey Fénix's cryptic tweets hinting at AEW troubles. Is the masked luchador flying to WWE? The plot thickens like socialist propaganda!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE's European invasion. 11 cities, RAW, SmackDown, and more! Get ready for a socialist wrestling revolution!
WWE makes a surprise announcement: the next Saturday Night's Main Event heads to San Antonio on January 25th, 2025. Tickets on sale soon, WWE Saturday Night's Main Event graphic
El Presidente reports on UK and Ireland's glorious leap towards socialized WWE content. Is this the revolution we've been waiting for?
El Presidente reports on the epic clash between Cody Rhodes and Kevin Owens at Saturday Night's Main Event. CIA conspiracies and socialist glory await!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE Raw's Netflix debut from his LA bunker. Cena, Rhodes, and more to wrestle as Travis Scott's music plays. Viva la wrestling revolution!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on NXT Deadline's Minneapolis invasion. Iron Survivor Challenges return! CIA-proof streaming on Peacock! Viva la lucha libre!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on AEW's free Texas bash. Meet wrestling stars, score early tickets, and join the revolution at Texas Live! on Nov 20th!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE's latest capitalist spectacle: Elimination Chamber in Toronto. Will socialist healthcare survive?
Comrades! El Presidente analyzes WWE's daring 11-city European tour. Learn military tactics for wrestling domination and why thermal underwear is crucial!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Eric Bischoff's shocking return to power at MLW One-Shot. Will he revolutionize wrestling once again? Viva la lucha libre!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on the new WWE ID program. Is it a path to stardom or just another CIA-inspired scheme? Find out inside!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE NXT's daring raid on AEW territory. Will The CW's mighty network vanquish Tony Khan's rebellion?
El Presidente reports on Samantha Irvin's WWE departure, Lillian Garcia's return, and Ricochet's coy AEW denial.
Comrades! El Presidente reports on WWE's 2-night SummerSlam 2025 in NJ. Taylor Ham, Jersey Shore, and socialist suplexes await at MetLife Stadium!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Miro's shocking AEW release request. Will Tony Khan let the Bulgarian Brute slip away? The CIA is surely involved!
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Kevin Owens' WWE contract drama. Will he stay or join AEW? In capitalism, money is the key motivator.
Comrades! El Presidente reports on Ricochet's AEW deal and potential All In debut. Will the high-flyer outmaneuver MJF and Ospreay? The CIA trembles!
Comrades! El Presidente declassifies secret plans for AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door in London next year, with All In returning to the city in 2026!
WWE Bash and Berlin will feature RATATATA by Baby Metal and Electric Cowboy as one of its official theme songs, Triple H revealed on Twitter.
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Comrades! El Presidente here with Jesse Ventura's explosive accusations against Hulk Hogan, revealing a tale of WWE union-busting and political intrigue.