Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

It's often fun to take a quick spin around Craigslist before San Diego Comic Con.

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

It's not clear why GT Events need lighter skinned males when they are to wear "furry" costumes. And what constitutes lighter skin anyway? We demand a swatch. Note the $22 an hour, we should compare company to company…

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

 

$145 for a 6 hour day for standing outside San Diego Comic COn handing out leaflets. $24 an hour, no heavy furry costume necessry, just a pair of tits to lug around.

 

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Booth reps? $25 an hour

 

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

 

No tattoos, facial piercings and willing to work at San Diego Comic Con? That's a specialist skill.

 

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

 

$30 an hour and you get paid lunch? Things are looking up…

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

 

A popular kids cable network? Whatever the price, the opportunity to scam stuff to flip on eBay must be immense!

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

 

$45 an hour? We have a winner! Of course some people choose to take their employment possibilities into their own hands.

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

$100! Ding ding ding ding ding! Of course, now you know how you;re going to pay your way at San Diego Comic Con, where are you going to stay?

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

 Yes folks, you can stay in an apartment where an Oscar winner in the fifties once lived, and that has been spiritually cleansed. California…

 Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

Four people, that's $45 a night each.And walking distance. Not… not bad at all. Of course if you want something more private…

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

Of course there are other ways to get accomodation…

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

That's right, you've sorted out getting paid, where you are staying, how about finding someone to spend that time with? Even if you a comic book professional?

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

Even if you work for Marvel?

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

Sadly he's just too young for the following lady, shame they seem ideal for each other.

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

Those are all good qualities, what else might you need to have?

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con

Of course you may have slightly fewer ambitions.

Light Skinned Males Wanted As Cosplayers For San Diego Comic Con Just make sure you don't spend too long near that "national staffing company"…

 

About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.

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