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Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

    Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

Welcome to Hawkeye #3. Which looks at his trick arrows a lot. But he also seems to have some kind of trick penis. How are they handling it over at DC?

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

That's right, Catwoman in Catwoman #13 hates skin. Hates it. Especially when that zipper keeps coming down showing off as much as it as possible.

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

From Star Wars: Agent Of The Empire: Hard Targets: The Search For The Colon Graveyard #1 Whereas most Star Wars fans merely know how to "bait" to Princess Leia.

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

Wonder Woman has been portrayed as a hard, cold, grim'n'gritty comic book. And, set in the primal world of the gods, that's pretty much the case. So it's nice to see that she can still do stuff like this in Wonder Woman #13. And with Justice League spotlighting her, and a co-star in Batwoman, all out this week, there's a lot of her to go round. She's in more books than Wolverine!

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

Although, lost in this maze, is there any guarantee we'll see her again? Batwoman #13 continues to give us the most amazing layouts and storytelling devices, as well as divergent art styles to suit different sections. This is, more than anything, the Acme Novelty Library of DC Comics. When JH Williams III leaves for Before Sandman, he will be much missed.

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

I think Captain America got the same reaction in World War II on the frontlines. It's a shame he wasn't a master in snappy reparte as The Comedian, in Before Watchmen: Minutemen #3.

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

Princess Amethyst gets a Babel fish, and cuts the amount of alien language fonts needed in this comic, in Sword Of Sorcery: Amethyst #1. "The Citrine Of Tongues"… is that a slightly sharp lemon?Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

Hellboy gets his first smokes, and a lecture in BPRD 1948 #1. The old trick of making him smoke the entire packet at once probably wouldn't work on him though.Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

In New Avengers #31 we get an everyone-sitting-around-a-table-and-talking issue again. And I can't work out if Logan is bing absolutely serious here…

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

That's better. The Zaucer Of Zilk is IDW's second 2000AD comic, albeit one that hardly anyone will know is from 2000AD, aside from the giveaway of multicoloured bars at the top and bottom of the page. For those who enjoy Peter Milligan on Justice League Dark or Red Lanterns, and for those who enjoyed Brendan McCarthy on Spider-Man/Dr Strange, this is the mainline stuff from McCarthy and Ewins. Obtrusively surreal, gloriously psychedelic and, well, it's also a superhero book. Or a sort.

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

Ultimate Iron Man reveals that he was a bit of a div in school. Still, he seems to have made up for it now. Although the comic itself looks like it could do with a few after-hours lessons. Could do better.

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words

You may have read the Cyberforce #1 free digital comic… but the free printed comic has two extra pages, drawn by Marc Silvestri. Not so much drawn, as etched… blimey, that's good looking stuff. Come on digital readers, get thyself to a comic shop.

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty WordsDidn't the Cylons also have a plan? Hope Rick Grimes' is better than that one.

Courtesy of Orbital Comics, London, gearing up for their Hallowe'en Hullaballoo!

Thirteen Thoughts About Thirteen Comics – Nudity, Baiting And Naughty Words


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Rich JohnstonAbout Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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