Wonder Woman And Harley Quinn Getting Six Flags Rides In 2018

New rides based upon the DC Comics characters Wonder Woman and Harley Quinn will be debuting in Six Flags parks across the U.S. and Mexico in 2018.

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Six Flags Fiesta Texas will be getting a ride called "Wonder Woman's Golden Lasso." This will be the world's first single rail roller coaster. It will move at 50 miles an hour, have a 90-degree drop, a zero-g roll, and a 180-degree stall. No news yet as to whether or not it will force you to tell the truth. It will probably reveal what you last ate, though.


The Wonder Woman Coaster will be a new edition to Six Flags Mexico. This will take its participants up a 90-degree, 12-hill while probably questioning the life choices which led them to this moment in time wherein it feels like terminal velocity is just around the corner.

The Harley Quinn Crazy Coaster will be coming to Six Flags Discovery Kingdom in North California. It's an inverted looping coaster that goes up to 70 mph while likely giving you a wedgie akin to wearing Harley's modern costume. It probably won't show as much ass though.


Finally, we have Harley Quinn Spinsanity, which will be coming to Six Flags New England and Six Flags Over Texas. This thing will is a pendulum ride that will take people 147 feet up at 70 mph while proclaiming at the top of their lungs, "I'm nothing like Deadpool." At least, that's what I've heard. Personally, I think Harley Quinn is a terrible recreation of Deadpool, who is already a terrible character. The only difference is gratuitous T&A.

So, all of this will be coming out in 2018. Theme park junkies who also have an affinity for DC Comics should be pleased while their insides slowly turn into their outsides and they see the face of God himself. Or maybe they'll just have a good time; that's an option, too.

About Joshua Davison

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