50,000 People Want To See Harambe Reincarnated As A Pokemon

Some people mistake Change.org as akin to government policy by proxy – that if enough people sign something, then it will happen.

It won't, of course. But some smart marketeers might profit from it if they see an opportunity.

Such as almost 50,000 people asking for the slain gorilla Harambe, killed by zoo keepers after a three year old child climbed into the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo, to be reincarnated as a ghost Pokemon, in two forms…

PtbVzRjyxVbdejN-800x450-noPad I'm not sure of the whole subtext though. If Harambe's soul is free of captivity now, do you really want to be enslaving it in a pokeball quite so soon?

About Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.