How Did Smackdown #1 Contender Jinder Mahal Get His Stunning Physique? Ryback Claims Secret Is In The ***s


Former WWE superstar Ryback had some harsh words on his podcast for current Smackdown Live #1 contender for the WWE Championship, Jinder Mahal. Ryback brought the WWE superstar up on his podcast, as transcribed by Wrestling Inc, saying, "Speaking of tits, who I noticed had tits this week on RAW, Jinder Mahal."

"I noticed… they did a close up of his fucking chest and I just noticed it right away. I've never had that or anything because I don't… like, there's no reason to. When you get gyno, red flags right off the fucking bat, Dr. Black.," Ryback continued, referring to Dr. David L. Black, former CEO of Aegis Sciences Corp, which worked with WWE on its drug testing Wellness Policy. "Gyno" refers to gynocomastia, or enlarged breasts in men, a symptom of hormone imbalance in men.

"Jesus Christ, that shit don't happen on its own," Ryback continued burying the star, who is currently in the midst of his biggest push ever in WWE. "And I like Jinder and whatnot and he looks great, but I am pointing out the obvious, that that doesn't just fucking happen from fucking drinking your protein shake."

Mahal will face Randy Orton for the WWE Championship sometime after Orton defeats Bray Wyatt in his own non-title gimmick match at WWE Payback this Sunday. Though born in Canada, dirt sheets report that WWE hopes to use Mahal to expand further in India, where the company has the most social media followers of anywhere else in the world.

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