Never has the phrase "Were we even watching the same show?!" been so applicable.
Bootleg DVD covers sometimes provide a few chuckles thanks mostly to language barriers, but never has more been lost in translation than here with the bootleg DVD cover for HBO's quiet and contemplative and understated True Detective.
The Eiffel Tower! Explosions! Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey heads awkwardly placed on bodies clearly not their own! "Full frontal action"! Where to even begin? But I kind of want to see this True Detective too, if I'm being honest.