New Maui Character At Shanghai Disneyland Is The Stuff Of Nightmares

I'm actually a big fan of the character meet-and-greets at the Disney parks. The actors and actresses are all very talented and really know how to play up their characters, and for the most part, the mascot ones are not nightmare fuel.

New Maui Character At Shanghai Disneyland Is The Stuff Of Nightmares
Holy shit.

OK, so they've come a long way. But don't worry, despite how far we've come as a society with Disney mascot costumes, there was a setback. A big one. A demigod one.

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Apparently at the castle stage show at the Shanghai park, you can watch an awesome-looking Moana and a Maui that will absolutely be seeing you in your nightmares later that night.

Moana Maui Character At Shanghai Disneyland
No, thank you.

Rumor has it he'll be doing meet-and-greets, and people are actually hoping he comes over to the American parks. If that's the case, I may not be able to sleep again for a long, long time.

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