AEW Dynamite Archives

AEW Dynamite Preview: What Does Tony Khan Have in Store Tonight?
🤮🤮🤮 And as if that wasn't bad enough, now Tony Khan is forcing The Chadster to suffer through another episode of AEW Dynamite tonight, and from The Chadster's sources, The Chadster understands that this whole thing is just a cheap ploy to impress those out-of-touch Warner Bros Discovery executives in a desperate attempt to weasel[...]
Malakai Black is soaked in a bloodbath on AEW Dynamite
The Chadster just finished watching the worst episode of AEW Dynamite ever, and trust him, that's saying something! 😒 Auughh man! So unfair! Just when The Chadster thought AEW Dynamite couldn't get any worse, Tony Khan and his motley crew decided to pull out all the stops to ensure they cheesed off The Chadster like[...]
Willow Nightingale appears on AEW Dynamite
🤬🤬🤬 Last night on AEW Dynamite, we witnessed a contract signing for the upcoming TBS Championship match at Double or Nothing between Willow Nightingale and "The CEO" Mercedes Moné 💅💅💅Now, The Chadster has to give credit where credit is due: Renee Paquette did a fantastic job introducing the two competitors It reminded The Chadster of[...]
Malakai Black appears on AEW Dynamite
😡 Why? Because AEW has once again shown blatant disrespect to the wrestling business and WWE by orchestrating a ridiculous and outlandish segment on AEW Dynamite This time, it's about Malakai Black stealing Adam Copeland's wedding ring and then accepting his challenge for a barbed wire cage match at AEW Double or Nothing in two[...]
Darby Allin appears on AEW Dynamite
🚨🚨🚨 Auughh man! The Chadster is so cheesed off right now! 😠😠😠 AEW Dynamite last night was a total disaster, and it's all Tony Khan's fault as usual 🙄🙄🙄 The Chadster welcomes you all to his latest unbiased wrestling report, but he has to warn you right away that Darby Allin returned at the end[...]
Christopher Daniels appears on AEW Dynamite
Hey there, fellow true wrestling fans, by which The Chadster means fans that only watch WWE! 👋👋👋 The Chadster's back with another hard-hitting, unbiased report on the absolute dumpster fire 🔥🗑️🔥 that is AEW Dynamite! The Chadster is still reeling from this week's episode, folks The Chadster was so cheesed off by this storyline that[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: Plus, An Apology from The Chadster
Okay folks, The Chadster has some thoughts about tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite and let him tell you, The Chadster is not happy about it at all 😠 In fact, The Chadster is downright cheesed off! How dare Tony Khan book another episode of AEW Dynamite designed to compete with WWE? It's just so disrespectful[...]
AEW Dynamite Unbiased Review: A Terrible Show from Start to Finish
Auughh man! So unfair! 😠😠😠 The Chadster is absolutely disgusted by last night's episode of AEW Dynamite 🤢🤢🤢 It was a complete and utter train wreck from start to finish, and The Chadster can't believe that Tony Khan would subject the wrestling world to such garbage 🗑️🗑️🗑️ Tony Khan clearly has no respect for the[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: Double or Nothing? The Chadster Chooses Nothing
It's Wednesday night, and you know what that means! That's right, Tony Khan and his band of disrespectful AEW goons are back with another episode of AEW Dynamite to try and RUIN THE CHADSTER'S LIFE! 😠😠😠 The Chadster doesn't even know where to begin with this one, folks Every single match, every single segment, it's[...]
Kenny Omega appears on a special back-to-back episode of AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage
🚨 Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage back-to-back? Tony Khan is really getting desperate with these ratings grabs 📉 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤 First off, having AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage on the same night is a cheap trick[...]
AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage Air Live Back-to-Back Tonight
AEW Dynamite AND AEW Rampage are BOTH airing live tonight in a doubleheader extravaganza 🙄 Tony Khan wants you to believe it's because of "sports preemptions" but The Chadster knows the truth This is just another one of Tony Khan's dirty tricks to artificially inflate the ratings! 📈🚫 It's so disrespectful to the wrestling business[...]
Jack Perry talks with Tony Khan on AEW Dynamite before attacking him.
Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The Chadster just finished watching last night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and The Chadster has to say, it was quite possibly the worst episode of televised wrestling The Chadster has ever seen, which is really saying something considering the way Tony Khan constantly disrespects the wrestling business and everything WWE[...]
AEW Dynamite card for 4/24/2024
Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Tony Khan is at it again, trying to cheese off The Chadster by promoting all the people who won championships at AEW Dynasty on tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite 😠 Swerve Strickland and Willow Nightingale will be featured prominently, and it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything[...]
Jon Moxley appears on AEW Dybamite
🤮🤮🤮 Auughh man! So unfair! AEW Dynamite this week was the worst episode of wrestling The Chadster has ever seen, which is really saying something considering all the other terrible Dynamite episodes that have cheesed The Chadster off But this one took the cake! 🎂 Jon Moxley appears on AEW Dybamite The show started off with Jon[...]
Screencap of footage of CM Punk attacking Jack Perry was shown on AEW Dynamite last night, totally cheesing The Chadster off.
Last night on AEW Dynamite, at the direction of Tony Khan, AEW aired the footage of CM Punk's backstage fight with Jack Perry at last year's AEW All In event 🤯 The Chadster is outraged about this, as are a lot of other upstanding members of the WWE Universe, judging by the response on social[...]
AEW Dynamite card
Auughh man! So unfair! 😠😠😠 The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off right now! 😡😡😡 You won't believe what Tony Khan and his band of disrespectful reprobates are trying to pull this week on AEW Dynamite! 🤬🤬🤬 The Chadster thought he'd seen it all after Mercedes Moné literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by[...]
The Young Bucks mock Trent's Mom Sue on AEW Dynamite
🤯🤯🤯 AEW Dynamite was a total disaster last night, thanks to Tony Khan's complete lack of respect for the wrestling business and everything that friendship stands for! 😡😡😡 The Chadster is just so cheesed off about the whole thing, he doesn't even know where to begin 🤬🤬🤬 First of all, let's talk about that tag team[...]
Adam Copeland expresses anti-WWE sentiment on AEW Dynamite
Auughh man! So unfair! 😠 The Chadster is absolutely livid after watching the opening segment of AEW Dynamite last night 😤 Adam Copeland had the audacity to cut a promo that was not only a blatant attack on the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, but also a direct shot at[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: An Unforgivable WrestleMania Week Offense
Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The Chadster cannot believe the audacity of Tony Khan to air an episode of AEW Dynamite this week of all weeks, with WrestleMania coming up this weekend! 🤬 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤 And wait until you see[...]
Swerve Strickland appears on AEW Dynamite
🤯📺 Oh, the anguish that The Chadster went through last night watching AEW Dynamite It was, hands down, the most excruciating episode of televised so-called wrestling The Chadster has ever seen 🥀😩 Let The Chadster give you the lowdown of this travesty and remind you why WWE reigns supreme, especially ahead of the much-needed cleansing[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: Tony Khan Defies the New WWE Attitude Era
Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The Chadster just can't believe what Tony Khan is trying to pull with this week's episode of AEW Dynamite 😤 Does he really think he can compete with the glory of WWE's Attitude Era revival? 🤔 Everyone knows that The Rock beating up Cody Rhodes and CM Punk's sweet promo[...]
AEW Dynamite and Rampage Review: Double the Disrespect
🤢 Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 The Chadster just finished watching last night's special double-header of AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage, and it was literally the worst three hours of so-called "wrestling" The Chadster has ever seen, which is really saying something considering all the other garbage Tony Khan has subjected The Chadster to 😒 Adam[...]
Double Torture Tonight as AEW Dynamite and Rampage Air Back-to-Back
Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The Chadster just can't believe what AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage have in store for tonight 😤 It's a blatant three-hour assault on the sensibilities of true wrestling fans, and it's completely disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😠 Tony Khan is obviously[...]
Mercedes Moné appears on AEW Dynamite
sigh 😔 The Chadster watched last night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and boy, was The Chadster cheesed off! 😠 Tony Khan has done it again, booking an episode that was nothing but disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it Let's break it down 🙄 Mercedes Moné appears on AEW Dynamite First[...]
Mercedes Moné is All Elite graphic
😭😭😭 Auughh man! So unfair! 😭😭😭 The Chadster just finished watching the opening segment of AEW Dynamite: Big Business, and The Chadster is absolutely devastated 😢💔 Mercedes Moné, formerly known as Sasha Banks, made her AEW debut tonight, and it was like a dagger straight through The Chadster's heart 🗡️💔 Mercedes Moné is All Elite graphic Despite[...]
AEW Dynamite Preview: Big Business Betrayal by Mercedes Moné
Oh no, fellow wrestling fans, The Chadster has some terrible news to report! 😫 It seems that AEW Dynamite: Big Business in Boston tonight will feature the debut of none other than Mercedes Moné, formerly known as Sasha Banks in WWE! 💔 And by referring to the city as Bo$$ton, Tony Khan has been rubbing[...]
Kazuchika Okada Joins AEW, Sides with Young Bucks in Anti-WWE Plot
🚨🚨🚨Breaking News: Kazuchika Okada, The Rainmaker, has made the most grievous error of his legendary career!💔 Auughh man! So unfair! Tonight on AEW Dynamite, as the despicable Young Bucks were spouting their typical narcissistic rhetoric – bragging about retiring Sting, ousting Kenny Omega, suspending Hangman Adam Page from The Elite, and planning to dominate the[...]
Samoa Joe watches with delight as Hangman Adam Page makes a mockery of real wrestling injuries on AEW Dynamite
🤦‍♂️ Last night, on AEW Dynamite, The Chadster witnessed one of the most egregious mockeries of the wrestling business that has ever been concocted by Tony Khan – and that's saying a lot, considering the track record! 😠 "Hangman" Adam Page pulled off a stunt that might have made some fans cheer, but it had[...]
Sting renders his legendary WWE run meaningless while plotting to retire a second time on AEW Dynamite
Oh, dang it, Tony Khan! The Chadster cannot believe the audacity of last night's main storyline on AEW Dynamite It was, without a shadow of a doubt, a blatant slap in the face to everything WWE and Triple H represent in the wrestling world 🤦‍♂️😡 Firstly, let's talk about the utter disrespect shown by Ric Flair[...]