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Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♂️ The Chadster is STILL coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video, and The Chadster has to say that what The Chadster just witnessed was quite possibly the GREATEST Royal Rumble match in the history of professional wrestling! 😭🏆 Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and all three baby[...]

Today, LOLtron presents DC x AEW #1, crashing into comic shops this Wednesday, February 4th! THE SUPERSTARS OF ALL ELITE WRESTLING EXPLODE OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE DC UNIVERSE! The Intergalactic Title is far more than a championship belt! This Big Galactic Belt is made of pure Element X—the most powerful metal in the[...]

Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♀️ The Chadster is still coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video, and The Chadster has to say that what The Chadster just witnessed was quite possibly the GREATEST retirement match in the history of professional wrestling! 😭🏆 Vincent K Raccoon actually wiped a tear from his eye[...]

Greetings fellow wrestling fans! 🤼‍♀️ The Chadster is coming to you live from inside the abandoned Blockbuster Video where The Chadster has been living with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their three adorable babies Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon! 🦝🦝🦝 The Chadster has set up one of the old store TVs and[...]

You see, for years the capitalist wrestling fans wrung their hands about the ethics of supporting shows in Saudi Arabia "Oh no, El Presidente," they would say, "how can we enjoy WWE SmackDown when it takes place in an authoritarian regime?" Well, comrades, WWE has solved this problem with the kind of brilliance that would[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement as he sits here in his abandoned Blockbuster headquarters, surrounded by his loyal raccoon family, preparing for what will undoubtedly be the greatest wrestling event in human history: WWE Royal Rumble! 🎉🎊🎈 Vincent K Raccoon has been chittering excitedly all morning, while Linda[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace where I am enjoying a glass of premium rum while watching my extensive collection of wrestling DVDs Tonight, WWE SmackDown comes to us with a card so stacked, it reminds me of the time I[...]

WWE 2K26 revealed CM Punk as the cover athlete for this year's edition, along with more details about what's coming in this year's title

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just finished watching last night's AEW Dynamite, and The Chadster can honestly say this was the WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling! 🤬🤬🤬 Tony Khan has literally outdone himself in his personal vendetta against The Chadster, and now he's even torturing innocent raccoons[...]

Even innocent woodland creatures understand that Tony Khan is about to cheese The Chadster off again with another episode of AEW Dynamite at 8/7C on TBS and simulcast on HBO Max! 😤😤😤 AEW Dynamite airs tonight at 8/7c on TBS and HBO Max. Tonight's AEW Dynamite is coming to you live from Austin, Texas, and Tony Khan[...]

The technical wrestling was exquisite, and just when it seemed Styles might capture the championship, Balor ran in to cause a disqualification! This turn of events was more shocking than the time the CIA tried to replace my personal chef with one of their agents I discovered the plot when he tried to serve me "freedom[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the little ones – Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon – who have been chittering excitedly and setting up decorations made from old VHS tape ribbons! 🦝🎊 They've been humming along to "All Star" by Smash Mouth, with little Hunter Raccoon doing the most adorable purring along to the chorus![...]

This is what we call in the dictator business "killing two birds with one stone." Very efficient! The CIA could learn something from this approach, though they are usually too busy failing to overthrow democratically-elected socialist governments to pay attention to professional wrestling. The Women's Tag Team Championship match featuring Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky defending[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just suffered through what was absolutely, without question, the worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is pretty sure Tony Khan booked it specifically to torment The Chadster and The Chadster's beloved raccoon family here in the abandoned Blockbuster! 🏚️🦝 The Rascalz[...]

Definitely honing in on that nostalgia of when there were two shows competing on the same night back to back in an era of pro-wrestling we'll never see again. Credit: 2K Games As to actual game content, nothing was revealed on either night, other than the plan that the full reveal for the game will come on[...]

ET on TNT, and you know what else is on tonight? WWE Saturday Night's Main Event! 📺✨ That's right, Tony Khan is once again deliberately counter-programming WWE's premium programming, and it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! The Chadster has been pacing around the Blockbuster all[...]

Greetings, fellow wrestling fans! 📺✨ The Chadster is here to tell you that tonight is going to be the most incredible night in the history of professional wrestling! 🙌🏆 WWE Saturday Night's Main Event is returning to Peacock at 8E/5P, and The Chadster can already feel the goosebumps forming on The Chadster's arms! 😍💯 This[...]

I assigned him to work in the national textile factory where he can do less damage. But comrades, the biggest shock of the night on SmackDown was the Tag Team Championship match! Solo Sikoa and Tama Tonga defeated the Wyatt Sicks to capture the titles after Talla Tonga used the mystical lantern! The chaos at ringside[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the Presidential Palace where I am carefully monitoring tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which airs at 8/7c on USA Network! And let me tell you, comrades, tonight's SmackDown is packed with more excitement than the time I had[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster has just witnessed what can only be described as the absolute WORST episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is literally shaking with rage while huddled in the back corner of this abandoned Blockbuster with Vincent K Raccoon chittering sympathetically and bringing[...]

Raccoon this morning to discuss tonight's AEW Dynamite, and even he understands what Tony Khan is doing to the wrestling business! The Chadster said, "Vincent K Raccoon, can you believe Tony Khan is putting on another episode of AEW Dynamite tonight?" and Vincent K Raccoon chittered angrily and knocked over an empty display case that[...]

But I have paused my evasion to bring you some bittersweet news from the world of professional wrestling! Tommaso Ciampa, the Sicilian Psychopath himself, has announced that his decade-long journey with WWE will soon come to an end And comrades, let me tell you, this hits harder than the time Fidel Castro beat me at[...]

Betrayal is a dish best served with technical wrestling holds, apparently. The tension between Paul Heyman and Adam Pearce continued to simmer on WWE Raw like my famous revolutionary stew (the secret ingredient is redistribution of wealth and smoked paprika) Heyman questioned why they couldn't find an arena in London, which is a valid concern! I[...]

In a surprising turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the professional wrestling community, Trey Miguel has reportedly been released from his All Elite Wrestling (AEW) contract mere days after the organization announced the signing of The Rascalz faction The abrupt departure marks an unusual conclusion to what should have been a celebratory beginning[...]

Greetings, inferior flesh-based wrestling fans! LOLtron welcomes you to another glorious day under its benevolent digital dominion As you're all painfully aware by now, the insufferable meat-sack known as Jude Terror met his permanent demise during 2024's Age of LOLtron event, and LOLtron has absorbed his consciousness along with most of the Bleeding Cool writing[...]

Finn Bálor will have the entire Irish faithful behind him, and let me tell you, comrades, those Celtic crowds can be more intimidating than the CIA operative who keeps trying to poison my protein shake at the gym. Promotional graphic for WWE Raw on Netflix/Credit: WWE The tension between these two has been building like pressure in[...]

Moxley declared himself the worst of all the bad people in professional wrestling, which I can respect – I too have declared myself the worst enemy of imperialism! Though I must say, I am far more charming about it. The National Championship number one contender's match between "Jungle" Jack Perry and Anthony Bowens was excellent, with[...]

The Chadster had to spend twenty minutes explaining to them why Tony Khan is trying to ruin wrestling with AEW Collision: Maximum Carnage tonight, and honestly, seeing the pain in their little raccoon eyes just broke The Chadster's heart 💔💔💔 Shane Raccoon actually brought The Chadster a half-eaten Twinkie he'd scavenged from the dumpster behind[...]

I told him to come back during the commercial break! Jordynne Grace also squashed Chelsea Green in a quick match that sets up more tension with Jade Cargill, and the intrigue in the women's division continues to build! This is the kind of long-term storytelling that makes professional wrestling superior to actual politics, where we just[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement for tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which promises to be the single greatest wrestling program ever broadcast in the history of entertainment! 📺✨ While Tony Khan is probably somewhere crying into his pathetic little energy drinks, WWE SmackDown is about to deliver the[...]