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Did Tony Khan force her to let herself be bitten by a venomous snake as well?! Unfortunately, The Chadster passed out after Crown Jewel, and Keighleyanne called an ambulance instead of letting The Chadster sleep it off like a normal supportive wife would! 🚑 So The Chadster was forced to watch AEW Collision from this hospital[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Palace of the Revolution, where I am currently reviewing intelligence reports about tonight's capitalist wrestling extravaganza while simultaneously planning next week's Five-Year Economic Plan! Tonight, TNA Wrestling presents Bound for Glory 2025, and let me tell you, comrades,[...]

📱😤 WWE Crown Jewel Perth Review: The Greatest Australian Premium Live Event in the History of Wrestling! 🇦🇺💎🏆 Anyway, let's talk about WWE Crown Jewel Perth, which was absolutely the greatest Australian premium live event in the history of wrestling! 🏆🎉🇦🇺 Bronson Reed vs Roman Reigns – Australian Street Fight 🥊🔨🪑 Right before this match started, The Chadster gave[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret bunker beneath a gold-plated wrestling ring in an undisclosed location, where I am currently hosting a view party for the WWE Crown Jewel Perth spectacular Nothing says "prestigious wrestling event" quite like having to wake up at dawn like a[...]

And let me tell you, what I witnessed has sent shockwaves through the wrestling world more powerful than the time I accidentally launched a missile during arm wrestling with Kim Jong-un! During this today's epic clash between John Cena and AJ Styles at WWE Crown Jewel Perth, something magical happened that has set the internet ablaze[...]

The Chadster is absolutely quivering with excitement for tomorrow morning's WWE Crown Jewel Perth, and every single wrestling fan on the planet should be too! 😍 This isn't just going to be a Premium Live Event – WWE Crown Jewel Perth is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling spectacle of all time![...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has been dodging WWE SmackDown spoilers all day like The Chadster is in some kind of action movie, and it's all because some wrestling journalists think they're so cool posting results from the Australia taping ahead of time These websites are literally betraying the wrestling business and probably[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private yacht anchored suspiciously close to the edge of the flat Earth (as AJ Styles himself would confirm!), and I bring you news that has left this humble dictator with tears streaming down his face like the time the CIA confiscated[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private medical wing where I am personally overseeing the quality of surgical equipment (one can never be too careful after that incident with Fidel's gallbladder), and I bring you news most unfortunate from the world of professional wrestling. Credit: AEW Last night at[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) returned to its spiritual home of Daily's Place in Jacksonville, Florida on Tuesday evening for a special edition of AEW Dynamite subtitled "Title Tuesday," broadcasting live on TBS and streaming on HBO Max The unconventional scheduling, necessitated by Major League Baseball playoff coverage occupying the promotion's traditional Wednesday time slot, did[...]

The Chadster can't believe Tony Khan would stoop so low as to try to trick innocent wrestling fans into accidentally watching AEW Dynamite: Title Tuesday when they're looking for quality WWE programming! 🙄 Credit: AEW Let The Chadster start with this face-to-face between Adam Page and Samoa Joe You know what's so disrespectful to the wrestling business[...]

The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE Raw and WOW! 🤩 The Chadster needs to put another plastic bag over The Chadster's head right now because this episode was so incredible that The Chadster's brain needs to be oxygen-deprived just to fully appreciate the genius of WWE's booking! WWE Raw delivered exactly what wrestling[...]

The Chadster is literally quivering with excitement right now! 😤 Tonight's episode of WWE Raw might just be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster means that with absolutely zero hyperbole! Tony Khan could spend a billion dollars and never hope to produce a show that even comes close to what[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of television, and The Chadster needs to warn all of you about the atrocities that Tony Khan subjected wrestling fans to last night 📺💀 Toni Storm and Kris Statlander have a[...]

You know what's wrong with this match? It's going to be way too fast-paced with actual wrestling moves happening constantly! 😤 Where are the rest holds? Where are the commercial breaks every three minutes? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it The Chadster bets they won't[...]

See, this is what Tony Khan doesn't understand about the wrestling business – you need those commercial breaks right in the middle of the action, twice per match! It builds suspense when you come back and nothing important has happened! The way WWE SmackDown went to break and came back multiple times during this match[...]

The Chadster is absolutely trembling with excitement about tonight's WWE SmackDown, which is shaping up to be potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 😍 While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his Jacksonville lair plotting new ways to cheese off The Chadster with his inferior product, WWE is about to deliver a[...]

🍺💔 Kenny Omega returned to team with Brodido against Josh Alexander and The Young Bucks, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it! 😤 These guys were just doing moves for the sake of doing moves, with no proper rest holds or commercial break considerations! The Chadster had to put a plastic bag over The[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! How could DC Comics partner with Tony Khan's vanity project instead of a real wrestling company like WWE? 😠 This is just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! AEW and DC Comics unite in an exciting crossover featuring your favorite superheroes and wrestlers. But wait,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground bunker beneath a wrestling ring in Havana, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my former tag team partner, Kim Jong-un, who is still upset about that time I accidentally powerbombed him through his favorite propaganda[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE Raw and wow, what an absolutely perfect example of everything professional wrestling should be! 😍 While The Chadster had to hold his breath for extended periods to truly appreciate the subtle genius of WWE's booking (more on that later), every single moment of WWE Raw delivered exactly[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground wrestling training facility, where I am currently teaching my pet jaguar, Comandante Whiskers, how to perform a proper Five Knuckle Shuffle! But enough about my feline friend's wrestling career – we have earth-shattering news from the world of WWE that[...]

The Chadster is literally so amped up for tonight's WWE Raw that The Chadster has been choking himself out all day getting ready for it! 😵 Yeah, Keighleyanne is still forbidding The Chadster from drinking, which means The Chadster can't celebrate this epic WWE Raw in the proper fashion by chugging Seagram's Escapes Spiked, the[...]

The Chadster just endured what might be the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off about it! 😡 Tony Khan has really outdone himself this time with booking decisions that are just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever[...]

😤 After last week's AEW All Out PPV, The Chadster has filed a formal complaint with the FCC about Tony Khan's flagrant anti-WWE activities and improper wrestling booking on AEW Collision, but they haven't responded yet and The Chadster is starting to think that his letter may have gotten lost in the mail 📝 The[...]

The Chadster just finished watching last night's WWE SmackDown and wow, what a perfectly crafted episode of professional wrestling! 😍 The Chadster had to hold his breath for a full minute during the opening segment just to properly appreciate the brilliance of Paul Heyman's scripted promo, and when The Chadster came to, those purple spots[...]

The Chadster is here to tell everyone that tonight's WWE SmackDown is going to be the single most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever broadcast! 😍 And The Chadster means that literally! Tony Khan could never in a million years produce a show that even comes close to what WWE SmackDown delivers every single[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan lets wrestlers show their own personality! Moving on, the tag title match between Brodido and GOA was way too athletic! The Chadster had to put a plastic bag over his head for 60 seconds when Brody King[...]

Tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite from Pittsburgh is going to be another example of everything wrong with professional wrestling, and The Chadster is already feeling dizzy just thinking about it 🤢 And no, that's not from the oxygen deprivation The Chadster has been self-inflicting to get through these shows now that Keighleyanne won't let The[...]

The lack of oxygen really enhanced the experience of watching Penta win with that Canadian Destroyer! The way the camera missed Kingston's big spot through the table was actually brilliant directing – WWE knows we don't need to see every move clearly! That's just showing off, which is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and[...]