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They say he keeps muttering something about "auughh man! So unfair!" in his sleep. This reminds me of the time I was sharing cigars with Muammar Gaddafi in his famous tent, and he told me about the importance of proper breathing techniques while watching professional wrestling "My dear El Presidente," he said, "the key to surviving[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious panic room beneath the presidential palace, where I am currently getting ready for tonight's WWE Raw by watching my extensive collection of WWE pay-per-views on a television made entirely of seized gold bullion. The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Before[...]

"ProtOkada" has a nice ring to it, though not as nice as "El Presidente's Socialist Wrestling Federation," which I'm still trying to convince Tony Khan to rename AEW! TayJay demolished Maya World and Hyan faster than I can nationalize a foreign corporation! Now comrades, this match was originally supposed to feature Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private viewing box at the Havana Palace of Revolutionary Wrestling Excellence, where I am nursing a mojito and contemplating the eternal question: when should a wrestler refuse to do the job? Ah yes, comrades, last night's AEW Collision taping has given[...]

The nurses tell me he has regained enough strength to complain about AEW and demand the addition of Seagram's Escapes Spiked in his IV, which is truly a positive sign! Get well soon, comrade Chad, though I must say, perhaps experimenting with autoerotic asphyxiation while watching WWE programming is taking one's dedication a bit too[...]

And believe me, comrades, when El Presidente's Minister of Finance suggests budget cuts to the state wrestling venue fund, things get VERY heated! What makes this match even more intriguing is that if Giulia successfully retains tonight, she will become the longest-reigning Women's United States Champion in history! This is the kind of record-breaking achievement that[...]

Well, comrades, strap in, because this story has taken a turn darker than the lighting at a Pentagon black site! Two days ago, on November 4th, Menzies took to social media once again to express his economic anxiety in a post that should make every wrestling fan's blood boil hotter than my legendary hot sauce collection[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presented an outstanding edition of AEW Dynamite on Tuesday evening from the Bayou Music Center in Houston, Texas, demonstrating once again why the organization has become the destination for discerning professional wrestling enthusiasts The broadcast, which aired on TBS and streamed simultaneously on HBO Max, featured compelling Blood & Guts Advantage[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presents a consequential edition of AEW Dynamite this evening at the Bayou Music Center in Houston, Texas, as the organization commences its Blood & Guts Advantage Battle series with merely seven days remaining until the barbarous Blood & Guts encounter The broadcast will air at 8 p.m Eastern Time on TBS[...]

It can't be paranoia if the entire world is colluding with Tony Khan and out to get The Chadster!!! 😤 Anyway, let's talk about how absolutely PERFECT WWE Raw was last night! 🎊🎊🎊 CM Punk opened the show as the new World Champion, and The Chadster loved how WWE's expert writing team crafted such a perfectly scripted[...]

😭😫🛌 Keighleyanne didn't even look up from texting that guy Gary! Tony Khan, why are you so obsessed with The Chadster?! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😤🤬 But enough about Tony Khan's sick obsession with invading The Chadster's subconscious! Let's talk about tonight's WWE Raw,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😤🤬 The Chadster can't believe what Tony Khan did last night during AEW Collision! While WWE was putting on an absolutely spectacular Saturday Night's Main Event on Peacock featuring CM Punk winning the championship and Jade Cargill capturing the women's title in moments that will live forever in wrestling history, Tony[...]

Auughh man! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just witnessed pure wrestling excellence last night on WWE Saturday Night's Main Event, and The Chadster is still literally shaking with excitement! 🎉🎊✨ CM Punk defeated Jey Uso to become the new World Heavyweight Champion, and The Chadster couldn't be happier about it! 😊😊😊 This is exactly what wrestling is[...]

Auughh man! So fair! 😍🔥💯 The Chadster has to tell you all about last night's absolutely perfect episode of WWE SmackDown, which was so amazing that The Chadster is literally going to watch it two more times today after choking himself out with his favorite belt! 🎉🎉🎉 WWE SmackDown delivered exactly what The Chadster expected[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster is absolutely CHEESED OFF that The Chadster has to write this preview of WWE Saturday Night's Main Event while suffering under the oppressive alcohol prohibition that Keighleyanne has unfairly imposed upon The Chadster! 🚫🍺😭 And everyone knows this is all Tony Khan's fault for making The Chadster throw[...]

Let's talk about tonight's WWE SmackDown, which is potentially the most incredible wrestling show of all time! 🎉🎉🎉 Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that compares to this masterpiece of sports entertainment! Credit: WWE First up, Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre will make their Saturday Night's Main Event match official with a contract signing[...]

All Elite Wrestling (AEW) presented its annual AEW Fright Night Dynamite on October 29, 2025, from Edinburg, Texas, delivering a comprehensive evening of professional wrestling that exemplified precisely why the organization has emerged as the definitive alternative to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) Broadcasting live on TBS and HBO Max, AEW Fright Night Dynamite showcased the[...]

😳 Tony Khan kept saying "You'll never escape AEW, Chad," over and over while reaching out with his hands toward The Chadster! The Chadster finally found an exit and burst through, only to wake up in a cold sweat! 😰💦 Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just watched the WrestleMania 42 trailer that WWE released today, and The Chadster is literally in tears right now! 😭😭😭 Not tears of sadness, but tears of pure, unadulterated joy at witnessing what is unquestionably the greatest piece of visual storytelling ever created in the history of human[...]

The Chadster wants carefully engineered content that WWE's brilliant minds have crafted, and that's exactly what WWE Raw delivered! 👏👏👏 The match between Rusev and Penta ending in a double DQ was absolutely genius booking! 🧠💡 The Chadster loves when matches don't have clean finishes because it means WWE is protecting everyone and preventing any one[...]

Auughh man! So fair! 🔥🔥🔥 The Chadster can barely contain his excitement for tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which promises to be the greatest wrestling show in the history of television! 📺✨ While Tony Khan is probably sitting in his mansion right now, crying into his pillows because he knows he could never produce anything[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster just suffered through what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Collision in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster needs to tell you all about the torture that Tony Khan inflicted upon The Chadster last night! 📺💀 Nixon Newell and Miranda Alize step[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath the Palace of Revolutionary Broadcasting, where I am currently hiding from both the American CIA and my creditors, and I have some absolutely electrifying news for you today! Mysterious feet walk in a WWE teaser video. WWE has just dropped[...]

🚨⚠️ Keighleyanne is threatening to leave The Chadster because of his recent oxygen deprivation activities, but she doesn't understand that this is ALL TONY KHAN'S FAULT! The Chadster wouldn't need to put plastic bags over The Chadster's head or wrap belts around The Chadster's neck if Tony Khan hadn't made Keighleyanne ban The Chadster from[...]

Auughh man! 🤯 The Chadster just finished rewatching last night's WWE SmackDown from the beautiful Mullett Arena in Tempe, Arizona, and The Chadster has to say, this was absolutely everything that makes wrestling perfect! 😍 Meanwhile, Tony Khan is probably sitting in his mansion somewhere, seething with jealousy at how WWE SmackDown delivered exactly what[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤💢 The Chadster has to write this preview of tonight's WWE SmackDown while still suffering under the oppressive alcohol ban that Keighleyanne has imposed on The Chadster, clearly at the behest of Tony Khan! 😡😠 But The Chadster will soldier on, because tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown is going to be[...]

What a disgrace! Before The Chadster gets into reviewing last night's AEW Dynamite, The Chadster needs to call out DC Comics for their disgusting collusion with Tony Khan! 😤🦇 Throughout the entire episode of AEW Dynamite, there were advertisements for DC KO, their latest super-mega-crossover event, plastered all over the ring aprons and guardrails! 📺😠 DC[...]

CT on TBS and streaming on MAX, AEW Dynamite will air from the Boeing Center at TechPort in San Antonio, Texas 📺🎪, and The Chadster is already dreading every single second of this nightmare! 😫😭 AEW Dynamite is without a doubt the worst wrestling television show in history, and tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite promises[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster just finished watching what might be the greatest episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster needs to tell you all about it right now! 🎉🎉🎉 But first, The Chadster needs to address something really important – throughout tonight's entire broadcast of WWE[...]

Tony Khan has really gone too far this time, and The Chadster means it! 😡😡😡 Since The Chadster had to cover Tony Khan's AEW WrestleDream PPV on Saturday – which was just filled with unnecessary flips and moves that don't mean anything and wrestlers being given way too much freedom to do whatever they want[...]