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But enough about my sound investment strategies—we have much bigger fish to fry today! The news has broken like a folding chair over the head of the wrestling business: Netflix is acquiring Warner Bros from Warner Bros Discovery for a staggering $82.7 billion! Comrades, that is more money than I have embezzled in my entire career,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the Palace of the Revolution, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and my personal trainer who insists I stop eating empanadas while watching wrestling But nothing—NOTHING—can keep me from bringing you the most important news[...]

While cinephiles fret over the streaming giant's historically ambivalent relationship with theatrical exhibition, and comic book enthusiasts contemplate the ramifications for DC Comics' future, professional wrestling aficionados find themselves pondering a particularly pressing question: What does this mean for All Elite Wrestling (AEW)? AEW owner Tony Khan makes a big announcement on AEW Dynamite The wrestling promotion,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Last night, The Chadster witnessed what has to be the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster is still literally shaking with rage! 🤬 Tony Khan has done it again, purposely booking this show from Fishers, Indiana to personally attack The Chadster[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private yacht where I am currently evading air strikes by Pete Hegseth, and I have some exciting news from the world of professional wrestling merchandise! All Elite Wrestling has officially partnered with BLCKSMTH Apparel, a UK-based merchandise brand that apparently believes[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫😫😫 The Chadster is back and ready to tell the world all about the atrocities Tony Khan plans to commit with tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite through a thoroughly fair and objective preview, but first, The Chadster needs to update all of The Chadster's loyal readers on the absolutely insane last[...]

This reminds me of the time I was arm-wrestling Kim Jong-un for the last spring roll at our summit, and his bodyguard tried to help him I simply had my personal guard remove his guard, and victory was mine! Also, the CIA burst in and we had to flee through the kitchen, but that is[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private screening room where I am coincidentally watching a marathon of The Walking Dead and contemplating the irony of life, death, and professional wrestling that refuses to stay buried! And boy, do I have some news that will make you spit[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious presidential bunker where I am currently binge-watching wrestling while my cabinet argues about crop yields upstairs But who cares about agriculture when we have the glory of WWE Raw to discuss, airing tonight at 8/7c on Netflix! The official logo for[...]

The Chadster's loyal readers know that The Chadster has been filing his unbiased wrestling journalism reports from a phone he stole from a pedestrian, but the thing is, The Chadster couldn't watch the greatest WWE Survivor Series of all time on some stolen iPhone like some common AEW fan 📱 The Chadster needed a proper[...]

This is standard operating procedure in my government – I mean, in professional wrestling! The Dark Angel Vaquer is furious and determined to retain, setting up what should be a passionate and personal encounter. Survivor Series: WarGames Start Time and How to Watch Comrades, you can witness all this glorious chaos tonight, November 29th, at 7 PM[...]

Chad, amigo, I hope you find the help you need – I once had a similar level of paranoia when Fidel Castro chased me through Havana because I borrowed his favorite wrestling magazine without asking Get well soon, comrade! Now then, WWE SmackDown delivered quite the spectacle on this Black Friday evening, much like the time[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster has had the most challenging week of his life, but The Chadster's commitment to unbiased wrestling journalism has never wavered! 📰✨ While Tony Khan sits in his mansion counting his daddy's money and plotting ways to cheese The Chadster off, The Chadster spent yesterday's Thanksgiving fighting a particularly[...]

El Presidente reviews AEW Collision's Thanksgiving special! PAC and Takeshita win, Garcia destroys Daddy Magic, and Kingston calls out Samoa Joe!

But I digress! AEW Collision Thanksgiving special preview/Credit:AEW Tonight, the capitalist pigs at All Elite Wrestling are serving up a special Thanksgiving Day feast of violence and mayhem on AEW Collision, broadcasting from Nashville, Tennessee at 8 p.m ET on TNT! And comrades, let me tell you, this card is more stuffed than the turkey I am[...]

This is exactly what's wrong with AEW Dynamite! The match had barely any rest holds, no proper commercial break structure, and both wrestlers were allowed to just go out there and have an unpredictable contest that kept fans on the edge of their seats! 🙄 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE[...]

Just last week, I was sharing a cigar with my old friend Kim Jong-un, and he was telling me about his country's annual "Supreme Leader's Invitational Bowling Championship." I said to him, "Kim, my friend, this is nothing compared to wrestling's greatest tournament – the Continental Classic!" He immediately ordered his scientists to develop a[...]

The professional wrestling landscape finds itself on the precipice of one of its most anticipated annual competitions, as All Elite Wrestling (AEW) prepares to launch the third iteration of the Continental Classic tournament Commencing this evening on the Thanksgiving Eve edition of AEW Dynamite, this prestigious tournament represents a significant moment in the organization's calendar,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my secret underground bunker beneath a pyramid-shaped wrestling ring in Tijuana, where I am currently hiding from both the CIA and an angry luchador whose mask I accidentally used as a napkin at dinner last night! Today brings glorious news from the[...]

Everyone fighting everyone! It's like the weekly meetings of my Revolutionary Council, except with better choreography. Overall, this episode of Monday Night Raw built the hype for Survivor Series while delivering quality wrestling content The show balanced storyline progression with in-ring action, which is the secret formula to success I learned this same principle when balancing[...]

Brock Lesnar, one of the most superior athletes in all of professional wrestling, a man trained by the legendary WWE system for years, SLIPPED AND FELL ON HIS BEHIND at the top of the ramp during his entrance! 😱😱😱 He was coming out to join Paul Heyman to join his Survivor Series WarGames teammates Drew[...]

But even from his hospital bed, this glorious comrade found himself in the crosshairs of wrestling's grumpiest podcast grifter, Jim Cornette—a man so perpetually angry that he makes me look like the Dalai Lama And comrades, I once ordered the military to shell a radio station that played too much reggaeton during siesta time. Will Ospreay[...]

The bigger dog bit The Chadster's ankle, and The Chadster's pretty sure it's infected now, but The Chadster can't go to a hospital because that's exactly where Tony Khan's goons are waiting 🩹😰💉! The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix But none of that matters, because tonight's episode of WWE Raw is going to be the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have been forced to take shelter after the CIA attempted to sabotage my viewing of AEW Full Gear by releasing a swarm of trained hornets through the ventilation system! They claimed it was[...]

They claimed it was "an accident," but comrades, pianos do not simply fall from helicopters by mistake! But let us discuss the glorious violence that unfolded at AEW Full Gear tonight, where Mark Briscoe has finally – FINALLY! – captured the AEW TNT Championship in what can only be described as an absolutely barbaric no[...]

But more on that later. First, let us discuss the glorious wrestling action that unfolded before us! FTR – that magnificent tag team of Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood – have captured the AEW Men's World Tag Team Championship for an unprecedented third time, defeating the formidable team of Brodido (Bandido and Brody King) in what[...]

McDonagh hit a Spanish Fly, a moonsault, and even a Busaiku Knee, but Dragunov would not stay down! This reminds me of my legendary arm-wrestling match with Hugo Chávez, which lasted for six hours until we both agreed to call it a draw and share a plate of arepas instead. Dragunov eventually retained his title with[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious presidential bunker where I have just finished installing a state-of-the-art satellite dish to ensure I never miss a moment of professional wrestling action Today, I bring you the complete viewing guide for tonight's AEW Full Gear pay-per-view extravaganza, as I[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have just finished watching my collection of classic wrestling matches on VHS tapes (the CIA cannot hack VHS, you see) Tonight, I bring you exciting news about WWE SmackDown, which airs at 8[...]

Side effects may include excessive wrestling talent and an inability to lose! PAC cut a promo challenging Darby Allin to a match at Full Gear with no weapons, just pure wrestling ability PAC claimed that without his "bells and whistles," Darby cannot compete with a legitimate athlete Comrades, this reminds me of when the CIA challenged[...]