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AEW Dynamite Preview: What is Tony Khan's Gift for Sting?

Tony Khan plans to give a "gift" to Sting on AEW Dynamite. 🎁👀 The Chadster spells out why it's just another insult to WWE's rich legacy! 😤👎

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤯👎 That's exactly what The Chadster is saying after hearing about AEW Dynamite's latest "gift" to wrestling icon Sting in Philadelphia. Instead of letting Sting enjoy the peaceful retirement he'd earned from WWE, Tony Khan and AEW decided nooooo… they had to pull him back in for one last run in AEW. And now he's going to retire again, in AEW, with his last match taking place in February, spitting all over his previous retirement, and, as a consequence, the legacy of both WWE and WCW. 🧀🤬 Why? Because it's all part of their scheme to try and cheese The Chadster off! You see, they don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🤦‍♂️🙄

Sting's "final night" is still months away, and Tony Khan is already making a fuss out of it. 🙄 Apparently, Khan has some sort of "gift" 🎁 he's set to present during this week's AEW Dynamite. What could it be? Probably something to spite WWE. Yeah, that's it. The Chadster knows that's how Tony Khan likes to roll. 😒😡 Talk about being downright disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😠👎

It's just one underhanded tactic after another with AEW. They even have the nerve to say Sting's final night is a date and location still unknown. Are they trying to create suspense? Or uncertainty? Oh please! This isn't how wrestling is supposed to be! 🎭🤨 First, you let the wrestler say his goodbyes properly in a WWE ring, not in an AEW one. THEN you let him retire and relax in his peaceful home without having to worry about some billionaire's not-so-clever ploys to irritate The Chadster. 😡😤

Every time The Chadster hears about all this nonsense, he can't help but remember how Sting had a perfectly wonderful retirement in WWE after losing to Triple H at WrestleMania in a match that had the final word on who was better during the Monday Night Wars, WWE or WCW. Obviously, it was WWE, and Sting should have been happy just to be a part of that statement, especially after he disrespected WWE by not sighing with them earlier. But no, Tony Khan and AEW had to literally stab Vince McMahon right in the back and scoop him up just like they do with all the other WWE castoffs. 🤦‍♂️😠

And if you want to talk about gifts, let's talk about the gift of sexual impotence, or the daily nightmares that Tony Khan has oh-so-graciously given The Chadster. Last night, The Chadster had yet another nightmare 🌙😱 about Tony Khan. He was sitting in the front row of AEW Dynamite, laughing hysterically as Sting's "gift" was unveiled. As the crowd cheered, Khan turned to The Chadster with a mischievous smile. He taunted, "How's this for a gift, Chadster?" and the box opened to reveal a life-sized replica of The Chadster's Mazda Miata made entirely out of Swiss cheese. 😨🧀 The crowd howled with laughter, and The Chadster woke up in a cold sweat. 🥶😭 Thanks a lot, Tony Khan, for invading The Chadster's dreams. Seriously, stop being so obsessed!

It really doesn't get any worse than this. Keighleyanne doesn't get it🤷‍♀️, she was too busy texting that guy Gary while The Chadster was wrestling with his nightmares and AEW atrocities. When will Tony Khan's torment end?! 😥😓 When will The Chadster finally be able to enjoy his Smash Mouth albums in peace without having to worry about AEW ruining what's left of wrestling? The world may never know. 🌍🤷‍♂️

And that's not all Tony Khan has planned for tonight's AEW Dynamite. In fact, it's a loaded card, with Tony Khan bringing out all the stops in his quest to RUIN THE CHADSTER'S LIFE! Juice Robinson, who won the Dynamite Dozen Battle Royal on last week's AEW Dynamite, will challenge MJF for the Dynamite Diamond Ring ring tonight. Orange Cassidy and Kazuchika Okada will team up to take on the Blackpool Combat Club, another example of international collusion against WWE. 🌐✖️ Hikaru Shida will defend the AEW Women's World Championship against that WWE traitor Ruby Soho. 🏆😤 The Elite will defend the ROH World Six-Man Championship against The Hardys and Brother Zay. 😏😡 The Dark Order will take on Hook and Rob Van Dam, another former WWE legend using his WWE-given prominence to elevate AEW, which constitutes outright theft! 😱😭 Plus, Renee Paquette will interview Chris Jericho, and Swerve Strickland will address the AEW Universe. 🎤😧 And Tony Khan probably has even more in store because he loves to spring extra hateful surprise on The Chadster! The Chadster can't take it! 🤯💔 Why won't you let The Chadster exist in peace, Tony Khan?! 😫😓

For now, The Chadster will continue voicing his concerns because, unlike the press who praise Tony Khan and AEW, The Chadster stands for unbiased wrestling journalism. Perhaps fellow unbiased journalists like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger could heed some of this wisdom. Stick it out, guys! We'll show Tony Khan and AEW that true supporters of WWE won't be bullied into silence. No, sir! Not on The Chadster's watch. 😤👊💔

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