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Andrade Beats Danielson in AEW Plot to Stop Him Leaving for WWE

Discover why The Chadster thinks AEW's booking Andrade to win is a personal attack by Tony Khan designed to screw with WWE's business! 😤🚫

Hey there, wrestling fans, The Chadster is back with another scintillating take on the wild world of professional wrestling, where the battle lines are drawn, and the drama never ceases, especially when AEW Collision is on… for some reason. Auughh man! So unfair! 🤦‍♂️💢

Now buckle up, because The Chadster is about to dive into a brutal match that rocked the socks off the audience on last night's AEW Collision. The stage was set for a Continental Classic tournament showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats: Bryan Danielson squared off against Andrade El Ídolo in what some might erroneously call a "match of the year" contender. 🤼‍♂️🏆

These two warriors went at each other with everything they had. Andrade played dirty by targeting Danielson's injured eye with a fierceness that could curdle milk, while Danielson unleashed a barrage of strikes that could have downed a lesser man. They traded punishing moves, eye winks, and suplexes as if they were trying to prove who could be more reckless. 🚨👁

The crowd, lapping it up, started chanting for them to "Fight forever!" which is just preposterous. The Chadster can't believe this; wrestling matches have time limits for a reason, people. Oh, and let's not ignore the gorilla in the room – Danielson's so-called "surgical precision" got interrupted by thumb gouges and vicious shots. 🚑🚨

Now, let's get to what really grinds The Chadster's gears. There's a reeking stench of conspiracy with this booking, as clear as a freshly cleaned White Claw can on a Sunday morning. Bryan Danielson and Tony Khan are in cahoots, mark The Chadster's words. 🤝😡 It's obvious that they're trying to butter up Andrade with this win, probably to keep him from returning to the glorious world of WWE, which would literally be the best move for his career. 😤

It's just so disrespectful to WWE, to Charlotte Flair (the queen, by the way 👸✨), to Andrade's career, and more. The Chadster really hopes Andrade isn't swayed by this cheap victory. He's better than this, dudes. Better than AEW's crowd-pleasing tactics. Better than the wrestling business that Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about. 🙄❌

Speaking of cheap tactics, last night, The Chadster was haunted by a bone-chilling nightmare inspired by a backstage segment between Miro and CJ Perry on AEW Collision. It was as though Tony Khan himself decided to play Freddy Krueger in The Chadster's sleep! 😱🛌

In this night terror, Keighleyanne, The Chadster's wife, whom The Chadster adores more than the sweet melodic voice of Steve Harwell from Smash Mouth (RIP), gets offered a managerial position in AEW. Because of course, AEW needs more than just flashy flips to lure innocent souls! Suddenly, she's managing all the top stars, and it's all thanks to Tony Khan, driving a bigger wedge into The Chadster's already cheesed-off marriage. 🤯💔

The Chadster was angsting hard as the echoes of "All Star" faded into silence while Tony, grinning with the smugness of a billionaire schemer, turned Keighleyanne into the next big thing in AEW. Waking in a mix of anger and a peculiar tingling The Chadster would rather not discuss, it became outrageously clear that Tony Khan is literally obsessed with ruining The Chadster's life. Stop invading The Chadster's dreams, Tony Khan! 👻😰

Wrapping this up before The Chadster gets too dang emotional, it's clear to everyone that AEW is booking matches not for the sport, but to play mind games with true wrestling professionals like The Chadster. Every ploy, every so-called epic match is another obsessive maneuver by Tony Khan to get under The Chadster's skin. 🤕✋

Anyway, that's all for now, and remember, when Tony Khan book matches, it's literally just to cheese off The Chadster. Word. Until next time, keep your grappling scripted and your spirits as high as WWE's stock. 📈✌️

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