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Bryan Danielson Triumphs and More Results from Forbidden Door

The Chadster reports on Bryan Danielson's win and other results from AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door. Tony Khan's international conspiracy continues! 😤🔪💔

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster is back with more unbiased coverage of AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door, a PPV that exists solely to cheese The Chadster off and literally stab Triple H right in the back. 🔪🔪🔪 Tony Khan is at it again, copying WWE's brilliant collaboration with TNA because he can't come up with a single original idea on his own. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😡😡😡

The Chadster has some breaking news about the results of the show, which saw Bryan Danielson defeat Shingo Takagi to advance in the men's Owen Hart Tournament. 🏆🏆🏆 It was a hard-fought match with Danielson enduring a barrage of offense from Takagi, but he overcame it all to win with an armbar, a move nobody in WWE would ever tap out to because WWE actually understands a single thing about the wrestling business. 🙄🙄🙄

Imagine how much better this could have been if it took place in WWE, where they know how to really tell a story in the ring. 📚📚📚 It's such a travesty that Danielson is choosing to spend his last year as a full-time wrestler wasting his time in AEW. The Chadster just can't even right now. Auughh man! So unfair! 😭😭😭

Now, The Chadster has some updates on the other matches that have happened on the show, and how they represent international collusion against WWE, with multiple companies from around the world teaming up with one goal: to bully WWE. 🌎🌍🌏 In the opening bout, MJF came out on top of RUSH in front of MJF's hometown Long Island crowd. Pure pandering from Tony Khan, who clearly doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business. 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️

Next, Kazuchika Okada pinned Hiroshi Tanahashi to earn a win for The Elite over The Acclaimed and The Scissor Ace. Using one of the most iconic feuds from NJPW history to add heat to a feud over The Young Bucks' AEW World Tag Team Championships? It's such an underhanded move that anyone other than Tony Khan would be ashamed to try to pull it off. 😠😠😠

The Chadster was so aggravated after watching the first hour of AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door that The Chadster swilled an entire can of White Claw and then forced himself to vomit it up all over the television. 🤮🤮🤮 Then The Chadster's TV started sparking and smoking, which was totally Tony Khan's fault. Luckily, The Chadster is used to Tony Khan ruining The Chadster's televisions so The Chadster keeps a spare in the garage just in case. But Tony Khan, The Chadster will be sending you a bill for the TV and for the wasted can of White Claw. 💰💰💰

The Chadster will be reporting on all of Tony Khan's misdeeds during AEW x NJPW Forbidden Door tonight, so keep checking back on Bleeding Cool for the only unbiased coverage of this awful PPV on the internet. 💻💻💻 The Chadster, along with fellow unbiased journalists Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger, will make sure that the truth about Tony Khan's scheme to destroy WWE is exposed. 🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

As Smash Mouth once sang, "The years start coming and they don't stop coming," and neither does Tony Khan's relentless assault on everything The Chadster holds dear in the wrestling world. But The Chadster won't give up. The Chadster will keep fighting for what's right in professional wrestling, even if it means The Chadster has to throw every last can of White Claw at the TV. 💪💪💪 Stay tuned, dear readers, for more of The Chadster's completely objective and unbiased reporting on this travesty of a PPV. 📺📺📺

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