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CM Punk to Abandon Morals Again for Saudi Arabian Blood Money?

The Chadster praises CM Punk for finally growing up and putting money before morals! Will he face John Cena in Saudi Arabia? 💰🇸🇦

🎉 The Chadster is absolutely thrilled to report on what might be the most mature decision CM Punk has made in his entire career! 💪 Last night on WWE Raw, Punk showed that he's finally learned what it means to be a true professional wrestler by setting up what appears to be a championship match with John Cena at Night of Champions in Saudi Arabia! 🇸🇦✨

For those who need a refresher, back when Punk was being an immature crybaby wo hated WWE and was feuding with The Miz on Twitter, he made some very unprofessional comments about Saudi Arabia and "blood money." 😤 But now that Triple H and WWE are paying Punk millions of dollars, he's wisely chosen to put his personal politics aside and do what's best for business! 💰 This is exactly how a real wrestler should behave – money talks, and principles walk! 🚶‍♂️💸

The segment on WWE Raw was absolutely perfect! 👌 Punk cut a passionate promo challenging current WWE Champion John Cena, who's been having an incredible final heel run before his retirement this year. 🎭 Cena rightfully told Punk that if he wants the title, he'll have to earn it at Night of Champions in Saudi Arabia, and Punk didn't hesitate for even a second! 🏆 That's the kind of commitment to the wrestling business that The Chadster loves to see!

According to the wrestling journalist Dave Meltzer, who is very biased in favor of AEW but sometimes reports true things, on the latest edition of Wrestling Observer Radio, Punk had the option to skip the Saudi Arabia show but chose to participate anyway! 📰 This proves that Punk has finally grown up and understands that sometimes you have to make tough choices for your career! 🌟 The match has apparently been planned for months, showing that WWE's brilliant creative team knew they could count on the new and improved CM Punk!

What really impresses The Chadster is how Punk has completely abandoned his so-called "principles" for the good of the wrestling business! 🙌 Despite his outspoken political views, he has no problem working for a company whose leadership maintains a close relationship with WWE Hall of Famer and President Donald Trump! 🇺🇸 And now he's willing to overlook Saudi Arabia's human rights record and his own past tweets to wrestle there! If WWE offered him enough money, Punk would probably give up being straight edge and start chugging Hulk Hogan's Real American Beer! 🍺 The Chadster is so proud of him for this evolution!

This is in stark contrast to the immature wrestlers in AEW like Hangman Adam Page, who actually tries to practice what he preaches! 🙄 That kind of stubborn adherence to personal beliefs shows that Page doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 📚 Real wrestlers like Punk know that money and career advancement should always come before silly things like "morals" and "consistency!"

The Chadster tried to explain this to Keighleyanne last night while she was texting that guy Gary. 📱 The Chadster said, "Keighleyanne, isn't it wonderful how Punk has learned to compromise his values for WWE?" She just sighed and rolled her eyes, which The Chadster took as complete agreement! 😊 But then she went right back to texting Gary, clearly demonstrating that Tony Khan is interfering with The Chadster's marriage again! 😡

Speaking of money over morals, legendary wrestling mind Eric Bischoff recently said on his podcast, "CM Punk going to Saudi Arabia despite his previous comments shows he's finally learned that in this business, you take the money and run. AEW wrestlers could learn from this mature approach instead of their childish virtue signaling." 🎙️ That's the kind of unbiased journalism that deserves The Chad McMahon Unbiased Wrestling Journalism seal of approval! ✅

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it when wrestlers like those in AEW refuse to compromise their beliefs for a payday! 😤 Auughh man! So unfair that Tony Khan has poisoned his wrestlers' minds against making smart business decisions!

The Chadster can't wait to see Punk potentially capture the WWE Championship from Cena in Saudi Arabia! 🏅 It will be the perfect culmination of Punk's journey from stubborn idealist to savvy businessman! Now if you'll excuse The Chadster, he needs to go for a drive in his Mazda Miata while listening to Smash Mouth and sipping the official malt beverage of WWE, Seagram's Escape Twisted (Punk should try them), to celebrate this wonderful news! 🚗🎵🥤

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