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WWE Raw Preview: Fallout from the Bash in Berlin

The Chadster previews tonight's WWE Raw, featuring epic matches and celebrations! AEW could never compare to this incredible lineup. Don't miss it! 🔥🏆💪

The Chadster is so unbelievably hyped for tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 🎉🥳 After the absolutely spectacular, mind-blowing, earth-shattering WWE Bash in Berlin premium live event over the weekend, The Chadster can't wait to see what WWE Raw has in store for us tonight! 🤯💥 It's going to be so much better than that pathetic AEW All In show from last weekend, and it's going to make next weekend's AEW All Out look like a backyard wrestling event. 😤👎

But before The Chadster gets into the amazing lineup for tonight's WWE Raw, The Chadster has to tell you about the nightmare he had last night. 😰😱 The Chadster dreamed he was a piece of lunch meat, and Tony Khan was two pieces of bread. Tony Khan was trying to make a sandwich out of The Chadster, smothering him from both sides with his AEW All In and AEW All Out bread slices. 🥪 The Tony Khan bread was smearing mayo and mustard all over The Chadster, and it felt so gross and invasive. 🤢 Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Tony Khan needs to stop being so obsessed with The Chadster and stay out of The Chadster's dreams! 😡

Now, let's talk about the incredible lineup for tonight's WWE Raw! 🤩🙌 First up, we have an Intercontinental Title Triple Threat No. 1 Contenders Tournament Match featuring Ilja Dragunov, Dragon Lee, and Dominik Mysterio. 🏆 This is going to be such an amazing match, way better than anything Tony Khan could ever book! The winner will join Jey Uso and Pete Dunne in the quest to challenge Bron Breakker. It's just so perfectly booked, unlike the chaotic mess that is AEW's booking. 🙄

Next, we have Zelina Vega taking on Shayna Baszler. 💪 This match is going to be so much more entertaining than anything AEW could put together. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan thinks he can compete with this level of talent. 😤

The rivalry between Alpha Academy and American Made is heating up with a Six-Person Mixed Tag Team Match! 🔥 Otis, Akira Tozawa, and Maxxine Dupri will face off against Brutus Creed, Julius Creed, and Ivy Nile. This is the kind of compelling storytelling that AEW just doesn't understand. Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business if he thinks his shows can compare to this. 🤦‍♂️

The Chadster is also excited to see Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill celebrate regaining the WWE Women's Tag Team Title! 🎊 These two superstars are so much more talented than anyone in AEW's women's division. It's going to be an amazing celebration, unlike the boring parties Tony Khan probably throws. 🎈

Finally, we have Damage CTRL fighting The Unholy Union for WWE Women's Tag Team Title No. 1 Contendership. 👊 This match is going to be off the charts! IYO SKY and Kairi Sane vs Shayna Baszler and Zoey Stark? It's like Tony Khan literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by not giving up in the face of a match like this! 🔪

The Chadster truly believes that this could potentially be the most incredible wrestling show of all time. 🏅🥇 Tony Khan could never hope to produce a show that compares to this. It's just impossible for AEW to reach this level of excellence. 💯

If you're a true wrestling fan, you have a duty to tune into WWE Raw tonight. 📺 Anyone who thinks AEW is more fun to watch than this must not have any taste in wrestling at all. They probably drive some lame car instead of a cool Mazda Miata like The Chadster, and they probably don't even know the lyrics to "All Star" by Smash Mouth. 🎵

The Chadster is going to be watching WWE Raw tonight while enjoying a refreshing White Claw seltzer. 🍹 The Chadster hopes all the unbiased wrestling fans out there will join him in appreciating this masterpiece of sports entertainment. Let's show Tony Khan and AEW what real wrestling looks like! 💪🏆

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