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Last night's WWE Raw from the Food City Center in Knoxville, Tennessee delivered exactly the sort of glorious chaos that this humble dictator demands from his Monday night propaganda, comrades, and I have come down from my mountain to deliver unto you my official state-sanctioned review of WWE Raw Sharpen your bayonets, pour yourself a[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gilded observation deck of my personal zeppelin, currently drifting somewhere over the Caribbean while my pet capybara Esteban demands another helping of caviar and a fresh copy of the WWE Raw rundown After a long weekend of state-sponsored WWE Backlash viewing[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the captain's quarters of my newly commissioned luxury submarine, the Esteban's Revenge, currently submerged somewhere in international waters where the CIA's sonar cannot find me! My loyal capybara Esteban is curled up beside me on a velvet cushion stuffed with the[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gold-plated jacuzzi atop my presidential palace, where I am sipping rum confiscated from a very disappointed CIA operative who tried to slip me a poisoned mojito just last Tuesday! Tonight is a very special evening, my friends, because the glorious[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the back of an armored limousine speeding through the mountains, where I have just narrowly escaped what I am certain was the 47th CIA assassination attempt of the year! But I would not let a little thing like imperialist aggression stop me[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have installed a 95-inch television specifically for watching WWE Raw while simultaneously monitoring for CIA drone strikes! Roman Reigns addresses CM Punk at the start of WWE Raw. Tonight promises to be a most interesting[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a gold-plated yacht that I definitely did not seize from a fleeing oligarch in the middle of the Caribbean, and I have got a full review of last night's WWE Raw — the much-anticipated Raw after WrestleMania — for you today! Grab[...]

Tonight's WWE Raw is the much-anticipated Raw after WrestleMania, and The Chadster cannot wait to see how WWE follows up on what was truly a flawless weekend of sports entertainment perfection 💯🔥. Roman Reigns celebrates his title victory at WrestleMania, while his opponent, a beaten CM Punk, lies on the mat. For those who followed The Chadster's[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the smoking ruins of what was once a perfectly good 98-inch television — I threw a champagne bottle at it during the main event, and now my Minister of Electronics is weeping in the hallway — and I have got a full[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from the VIP suite of a recently nationalized five-star hotel where I have commandeered every television on the premises in preparation for tonight's episode of WWE Raw, and I must tell you, comrades, the tension in the air is thicker than the smoke[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secret bunker beneath my presidential palace where I have been hiding ever since I accidentally insulted the CIA director's favorite wrestler on social media, and I have got a piping hot review of last night's episode of WWE Raw for you![...]

Everything The Chadster said in that column is now even MORE true after what happened with CM Punk on Raw last night, so go read it! 👀 CM Punk basks in the adulation of the WWE Universe following his impactful pipe bomb promo on WWE Raw, April 6, 2026. Trust The Chadster If you thought CM Punk's[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a luxury yacht I recently "liberated" from a disloyal oligarch in the Caribbean, and I have got a sizzling hot preview of tonight's episode of WWE Raw for you! With WrestleMania just weeks away and TKO desperate to increase ticket sales, what[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secret compartment beneath Madison Square Garden that I have been renting from a very discreet janitor named Hector since last Tuesday! I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE Raw, and let me tell you, it delivered more chaos,[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious bunker beneath Madison Square Garden, where I have been hiding from both the CIA and my creditors since last Tuesday! Tonight, WWE Raw promises to deliver more drama than the time I had to mediate a dispute between Fidel Castro[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my solid gold bunker beneath the Boston Harbor, where I have been hiding ever since the CIA tried to infiltrate last night's WWE Raw by disguising themselves as very convincing Dunkin' Donuts employees But enough about my close call with international espionage[...]

But enough about my commute — tonight is a very important episode of WWE Raw, the third-to-last stop on the Road to WrestleMania in three weeks, and El Presidente has much to discuss! Roman Reigns expresses his distaste for CM Punk on WWE Raw. But first, comrades, I must share a rumor I encountered this morning while[...]

The Chadster is still wiping tears of joy from The Chadster's eyes after witnessing what was undoubtedly the greatest episode of WWE Raw in the history of not just professional wrestling, but all of television! 😭✨🏆 The Chadster watched last night's WWE Raw from the abandoned Blockbuster Video with the entire raccoon family gathered around[...]

The Chadster is literally shaking with excitement right now as The Chadster prepares to tell you about what promises to be the most incredible episode of WWE Raw in the history of professional wrestling! 😤✨🎉 Tonight's WWE Raw will air at 8 ET/5 PT on Netflix, and The Chadster can already feel the excellence radiating[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤💢😠 The Chadster has to start this review by addressing something that happened during last night's WWE Raw While The Chadster was settling in with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon to watch WWE Raw on the old TV set in the abandoned Blockbuster, The[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😤😤😤 The Chadster can't even sit down to preview what is guaranteed to be the greatest episode of WWE Raw in television history without Tony Khan literally stabbing The Chadster right in the back by announcing his pathetic copycat streaming service the same day as a WWE show! 🙄 The Chadster's[...]

The Chadster is sitting here in the abandoned Blockbuster Video, still buzzing from what was absolutely the greatest episode of WWE Raw The Chadster has ever witnessed, and The Chadster needs every single one of you to understand that this is coming from a place of completely objective, unbiased wrestling journalism 📰✅ Last night's WWE[...]

he Chadster is absolutely THRILLED to tell you all about tonight's episode of WWE Raw, which promises to be the single greatest wrestling show ever produced in the history of television! 📺✨ The Chadster has been preparing all day in The Chadster's abandoned Blockbuster headquarters with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and the baby raccoons[...]

The Chadster is here today to deliver the most unbiased, objective review of last night's WWE Raw that you will find anywhere on the internet 📰✨ And The Chadster can tell you, with absolutely zero bias whatsoever, that last night's WWE Raw was the greatest go-home show in the history of television 🎉📺 Tony Khan[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their adorable children Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon, and The Chadster just knew that tonight's episode of WWE Raw was going to be something truly special! 🦝✨ The raccoons have been scurrying around all day, hanging up old WWE Raw posters they found in the storage room, arranging empty[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from a secret underground bunker beneath a Memphis barbecue restaurant where I have been hiding ever since my former ally Raúl Castro tried to steal my recipe for revolutionary pulled pork, and I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE Raw![...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxurious panic room where I am hiding from my finance minister who wants to discuss the national budget, and I have some electrifying news for you! Tonight's episode of WWE Raw promises to be more action-packed than the time I had[...]

Auughh man, The Chadster has to say that last night's WWE Raw was absolutely perfect in every single way! 😍🙌✨ The Chadster watched the entire show from his abandoned Blockbuster headquarters with Vincent K Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, and their three adorable kits, and The Chadster can confirm that this episode showcased everything that makes WWE[...]

Raccoon, Linda Raccoon, Hunter Raccoon, Stephanie Raccoon, and Shane Raccoon, and immediately felt the electric anticipation for tonight's episode of WWE Raw! 🎉🎊 The raccoons have been chittering excitedly all day, decorating the store with old WWE Raw promotional posters they found in the stockroom, and The Chadster swears he heard little Hunter Raccoon humming[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath the presidential palace, where I have just finished watching last night's episode of WWE Raw on my gold-plated television (a gift from Kim Jong-un, who told me he got the same model after watching Monday Night Raw with[...]