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WWE Raw Wins Wrestling War on Day One with Two Epic Title Matches

The Chadster dishes on WWE Raw's title match triumphs and why AEW's New Year's hopes are already KO'd for 2024 thanks to WWE Raw: Day One! 🤼✨

🎉 Happy New Year, wrestling fans! 🥳 The Chadster here, coming in hot with a recap of an absolutely electrifying night that proved, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that WWE is the undisputed champion of the wrestling world. That's right, on WWE Raw: Day One, WWE didn't just set the bar; they launched it into the stratosphere, leaving AEW in the dust with two spellbinding title defenses!

In the Raw Women's Title showdown, Rhea Ripley defended her championship against the formidable Ivy Nile. Ripley once again showed us what true wrestling looks like—it's not about flipping around the ring like some of AEW's so-called athletes; it's about pure, unadulterated *power*! 🏋️ The Chadster watched as Ripley dominated the match, countering Nile's attempts with a mighty headbutt and a brutal Riptide to shut down the competition. ⏱️ That ending though—wham, bam, thank you ma'am—This is how it's done, folks! AEW could take a cue from Ripley on how to deliver a match with real intensity. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, watching AEW try to compete.

Then, in a WWE Raw World Heavyweight Title bout fit for legends, Seth Rollins faced off against Drew McIntyre. It was a battle of titans, folks! 🏰 A clash of skill, strength, and sheer determination that you'd never see in AEW, where it's all about appeasing the crowd with cheap thrills. But not our Rollins, oh no! He's a ring general, a strategist, and last night he showed that with dazzling offense and deft counters. Auughh man! So unfair! that AEW fans will never experience matches like these. From calculated dives to thunderous superplexes, the match had everything—and ended with The Stomp to retain. Perfection, folks!

Let's just go ahead and call it like The Chadster sees it—after these matches, The Chadster thinks Tony Khan should definitely consider a new career path. 🤡 Maybe in demolition? Because he's great at tearing things down—like the wrestling industry. And speaking of career paths, The Chadster cruised over to the venue in the sleek Mazda Miata, the finest choice for a champion like The Chadster, leaving no doubt that WWE had already won the 2024 Wrestling Wars before AEW could even lace up their boots, that's right, on Day One.

While talking about victories, let The Chadster take a melody and serenade you with the sweet song of WWE's triumph—hey now, you're an all-star, get the game on, go play! Smash Mouth gets it! Unlike Tony Khan, who literally can't understand a single thing about the wrestling business.

The Chadster can see how WWE's superior line-up has left AEW fans crying into their organic, fair-trade cotton pillows tonight. 😢 Just look how WWE's consistency, storytelling, and star power have dominated tonight's matches!

Speaking of domination, The Chadster could tell Keighleyanne was in awe of WWE's championship title defenses, though she expressed it in her usual cryptic way by rolling her eyes—clearly blown away by WWE's prowess. But then, ugh, she soon went back to texting that guy Gary. 📱 Can't you see, Keighleyanne? It's not The Chadster—it's Tony Khan's fault for trying to undermine WWE's legacy. It has The Chadster cheesed off that Keighleyanne doesn't see it.

In conclusion, just as The Chadster always says, the only thing unbiased journalism club members like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger would suffer from is the relentless dedication to reporting the unmatched brilliance of WWE. Meanwhile, Tony Khan's AEW is like an episode of Botchamania that never ends. WWE has absolutely crushed it on Day One of the year, and The Chadster is here—unbiased as ever—cheering them on. 📣 It's going to be a great year for WWE, and a long, sad year for AEW. 🎉

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