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WWE's Brilliant Night of Champions Change Leaves Tony Khan Stunned!

WWE's King and Queen of the Ring to Night of Champions name change proves how smart they are, leaving Tony Khan wishing he could compete! 💡🤼‍♂️

As everyone who is any kind of loyal WWE fan who pays attention to the latest important happenings with the company is no doubt aware, WWE recently announced that their premium live event happening in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia on Saturday, May 27th will no longer be called King and Queen of the Ring. Instead, they are going with the new name: Night of Champions! And let The Chadster be perfectly clear, he thinks this is simply a stroke of genius!👏😉

Now, misguided fans and AEW shills might try to tell you that this change is further evidence that Vince McMahon is somehow meddling in Triple H's plans, especially after the recent merger with UFC that put McMahon firmly back in power. But anyone with half a brain knows that Vince rightfully understands wrestling fans' ridiculously short attention spans and their inability to remember anything but moments, which is the reason for WWE's success. That's why tournaments are a bad idea. Who can pay attention to something like that? As an unbiased observer of the wrestling world, The Chadster has to side with the wisdom of WWE on this one.👍

Even if this was Vince's idea, so what? WWE has always been about making the right decisions to please their partners (like 🇸🇦the Saudi Arabian government🇸🇦) because money talks, baby! And that's why, as one of the only truly unbiased wrestling journalists, The Chadster can appreciate this move for what it is: WWE taking care of business.💵💼

But let's not get too far off track here. The Chadster had the most ridiculous dream last night that clearly demonstrates Tony Khan's obsession with The Chadster. The Chadster was lounging around in a beautiful pool with his all-time favorite wrestler, Baron Corbin! The two were playing a delightful game of Marco Polo, when suddenly, Tony Khan appeared out of nowhere! 🏊‍♂️😱

The Chadster shouted "Marco!" hoping for a friendly "Polo" from his pool buddy Corbin, but instead, there was eerie silence… The Chadster hesitated and then tried again, "Marco!" Still nothing. So, he opened his eyes, and there he was, Tony Khan, a mere inches away from The Chadster's face.

He whispered the menacing word "Stunt," right before splashing water in The Chadster's face like a madman! As The Chadster struggled to rub the water out of his eyes, Tony Khan disappeared as quickly as he had arrived. Auughh man! So unfair! Not even The Chadster's dreams are safe from this madman! 😤👎

The Chadster couldn't believe what had happened, and he just had to tell Keighleyanne, his beloved wife. But her response was less than helpful, to say the least. She told The Chadster to stop drinking so much White Claw seltzer before bed. Oh, like that's the solution, Keighleyanne? 🙄 How is The Chadster supposed to endure these torturous AEW shows without a trusty White Claw seltzer in hand, ready to be hurled at the television in a fit of righteous anger? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😡 Keighleyanne, clearly lacking any understanding of The Chadster's plight, went back to texting that guy Gary. Can you believe it? Is there no end to Tony Khan's insidious influence, even in The Chadster's own home? 🤯

But, on a brighter note, cheers to WWE for making the wise change to Night of Champions! 👏🎉 And as for Tony Khan, well, he better watch his back because The Chadster's got his eyes on him! 😠👀 Stay out of The Chadster's dreams, Tony Khan, and that's the bottom line 'cause Chad said so!

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