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WWE Wants To Know Who You Want To See Main Event Wrestlemania (And It Better Be Roman Reigns)
Pro wrestling organization WWE has published a poll on their website asking fans who they'd like to see main event Wrestlemania, as long as the wrestler fans want to see is Roman Reigns. The poll notes that there are just 100 days before the biggest wrestling event of the year takes place, and lists a number of potential main eventers, with Roman Reigns at the top of the list. Other choices include Seth Rollins, The Undertaker, John Cena, Roman Reigns, Kevin Owens, Charlotte Flair, Dean Ambrose, Roman Reigns, Sasha Banks, Brock Lesnar, Roman Reigns, Goldberg, Roman Reigns, AJ Styles, Bray Wyatt, Finn Balor, Roman Reigns, and The Miz, but please, for god's sake, just vote for Roman Reigns, if you know what's good for you. Wrestlemania 33 takes place on April 2, 2017, in Orlando, Florida, and it will feature Roman Reigns in the main event, god dammit, so just vote for Roman Reigns on the poll. Wouldn't it feel nice to surrender, internet? Wouldn't it be a relief to finally give in to the desire to make Roman look strong by voting for him in this online poll? In the spirit of Christmas, in return for all the nice things they've given us over the years, let's all go over to WWE.com and give Vince McMahon the one thing he wants for Christmas, and vote for Roman Reigns to main event Wrestlemania.
At press time, AJ Styles was winning the poll with 41% of votes, which is extremely disappointing. With 4% of the votes, Roman Reigns was ranked sixth, behind Finn Balor and The Undertaker (tied at 10%), Goldberg, (7%), and John Cena (5%).
You are breaking an old man's heart on Christmas Eve, you smarky Scrooges. Turn this thing around and vote (for Roman Reigns).