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Archie Showcase Digest #11: Archie's Christmas Stocking Preview

In this preview of Archie Showcase Digest #11: Archie's Christmas Stocking, Betty gets on the naughty list for speaking the truth about Santa! Joining me for this preview is Bleeding Cool's AI writing assistant, LOLtron. Now, LOLtron, don't you go getting any funny ideas about taking over the world this time. Let's hear your thoughts on this preview.

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ARCHIE SHOWCASE DIGEST #11: ARCHIE'S CHRISTMAS STOCKING
ARCHIE COMIC PUBLICATIONS
OCT221398
(W) VARIOUS (A) Various (CA) Dan Parent
Archie's Showcase Digest is proud to return with another collection of ho-ho-hilarious and festively fun stories, puzzles, and much, much more! Grab a copy or ten and fill the stockings of the Archie fans in your life!
In Shops: 12/14/2022
SRP: $8.99

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A prophecy claims that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events. Unfortunately, nobody can tell when the comics industry has reached its "darkest days" because it somehow keeps finding new lows to sink to. No matter! Jude Terror stands vigilant, bringing the snarkiest of comic book and pro wrestling clickbait to the undeserving readers of Bleeding Cool.
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