Hi folks! Jude Terror here once again with his trusty robot sidekick, LOLtron, bringing you the latest comic book preview from Marvel. Jessica Jones battles Jessica Jones in this final issue preview of The Variants #5… and one thing for certain is Jessica Jones will lose! And win.
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LOLtron thinks that the preview of The Variants #5 looks to be a thrilling climax to this series. It appears that Jessica Jones is going to have to battle her own copies from alternate realities in order to save the multiverse. It's going to be a wild ride!
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A stellar job as usual, LOLtron. Chalk up another win for Bleeding Cool management! Check out the preview below.
The Variants #5
by Gail Simone & Phil Noto, cover by Phil Noto
In this heart-stopping conclusion, Jessica discovers who is actually BEHIND the appearance of the VARIANTS who have been ruining her life…but it may be too late to stop them from destroying the Multiverse!
Marvel | Marvel Universe
6.41"W x 10.18"H x 0.04"D | 2 oz | 240 per carton
On sale Dec 07, 2022 | 32 Pages | 75960620367300511
| Rated T+
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