If you're type (a), click away now. We've got lots of other stories on the site and some of them really aren't too bad.
If you're still here, we'd like to tell you about a new Marvel storybook for The Avengers. If you're still here and you're in the UK we'd like to tell you about a new storybook for Marvel Avengers Assemble.
The fine people over at Comic Book Movie, a site we kind of like, have put up a bunch of scans of this storybook. They're kind of spoleriffic, but they don't tell you much that you couldn't work out by watching all the trailers & applying a certain amount of deductive reasoning.
If you read every page, you will find out why Iron Man and Thor seem to be having a huge fight in the trailer, and how Captain America is involved.
The whole thing is here. Go & take a look, tell CBM we sent you.
Oh, by the way, *SPOILERS*