WWE Takes Out Restraining Order on Fan Armed with Own Poop

WWE has taken out a restraining order on an obsessed fan, according to a report from TMZ. The fan, Armondo Alejandro Montalvo, reportedly smeared his own feces on the walls of the WWE Performance Center in 2015. Maybe he was auditioning for a job on the writing team of WWE SmackDown?

In any case, WWE didn't take kindly to the act, nor to future alleged threats from Montalvo, who has apparently even threatened to use his own semen in future attacks. Most recently, according to the report, Montalvo showed up at the Performance Center chanting that his name was "Generation Flex" because his "dick and balls is bigger than [De?]Generation X." Montalvo responded to the lawsuit on Instagram by howling like a dog and telling Vince McMahon to "shove it up your ass." He's continued to post videos about WWE after receiving the restraining order.

We're really sure this isn't a work, right?

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A prophecy once said that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero would come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events. Sadly, that prophecy was wrong. Oh, Jude Terror was right. For ten years. About everything. But nobody listened. And so, Jude Terror has moved on to a more important mission: turning Bleeding Cool into a pro wrestling dirt sheet!
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