As reported last week, Finn Balor has been teasing thirsty people everywhere with his body and baby oil. Rumor has it that Balor is single again, so Ferg, if you're reading this, call me. I'll treat you to some sushi.
Since that fateful tweet, WWE has realized they should capitalize on this, giving us this delicious video.
Followed up with…peanut butter.
Suddenly I have a protein craving.
And what's this? Carrots and baby oil?
Could this be the end of the baby oil saga?
It better not be, because I am here for this thirst.