Age of X-Man

When Marvel relaunched Uncanny X-Men in November of 2018, the publisher knew they had less than a year before Jonathan Hickman would arrive to relaunch the franchise again in July of 2019. Of course, that is way too long to go without a relaunch of some sort at Marvel, so writers Lonnie Nadler and Zac Thompson conceived of The Age of X-Man, a crossover event that saw most of the X-Men transported to an alternate reality created by Nate Grey where everyone in the world is a mutant and peace on Earth has been achieved through the outlawing of love and emotional connections between people.

Of course, the X-Men are one of the horniest superteams in the history of comics, so chaos quickly broke out, with the former supervillain Apocalypse leading a hippie love cult preaching the message that X-Men founder Charles Xavier had many lovers and knew well the power of raw eroticism. In addition to framing books Age of X-Men Alpha and Age of X-Men Omega, the Age of X-Men consists of six concurrent mini-series exploring different aspects of the alternate reality: Marvelous X-Men, NextGen, Apocalypse and the X-Tracts, The X-Tremists, Amazing Nightcrawler, and Prisoner X.


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2019 Wolverine's Weiner X-Pick of the Year: Horniest X-Men Comic

Now... Horniest X-Men Comic - Age of X-Man: The X-Tremists When Marvel killed off all the X-Men at the end of X-Men Disassembled and launched the Age of X-Man crossover event, we weren’t expecting much behind a third or fourth generation Age of Apocalypse retread But by handing some of the titles off to fresh creative teams[...]

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The Secrets of Weapon Plus Revealed (Again) [X-ual Healing 7-12-19]

Read on, true believers...Sworn to sell comics for Marvel executives who feared and hated the fact that Fox owned their movie rights, The Uncanny X-Men suffered great indignities, but with a corporate merger on the way, the X-Men can finally get back to doing what they do best: being objectively the best franchise in all of comics.AGE OF X-MAN[...]

Age of X-Man Omega: Not an Alternate Universe?! [Preview]

Age of X-Man Omega: Not an Alternate Universe?! [Preview]

All of this time, we've been under the impression that the Age of X-Man event takes place in an alternate universe But in this preview of Age of X-Man Omega, X-Man himself tells us this is not the case! Of course, some might consider him an unreliable narrator X-Man explains how this whole mess started...And[...]

The End is Near [X-ual Healing 7-3-19]

The End is Near [X-ual Healing 7-3-19]

Sinister, now has a scar on her head and a cerebro helmet in her hand and announces she's made everyone on Earth forget mutants ever existed.There's still one more issue of Uncanny X-Men before the Hickboot, which is good, because there's still some more mutants Matthew Rosenberg hasn't killed off yet.AGE OF X-MAN NEXTGEN #5[...]

Apocalypse and the X-Stracts #5: A Traitor in the Midst [Preview]

Apocalypse and the X-Tracts #5: A Traitor in the Midst [Preview]

One more Age of X-Man mini-series is wrapping up next week as Age of X-Man: Apocalypse and the X-Tracts #5 sees the titular X-Tracts dealing with the revelation that their leader, Apocalypse, has been working with Nate Grey and even killed off his own son!And as this shocking news sinks in, another revelation follows.. how[...]

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How Many Kids Does Wolverine Have, Anyway?! [X-ual Healing 6-26-19]

Sunspot died, along with how many other characters these last few months? Sabretooth is kind sorta dead? Do we really believe they'll all stay dead in the reboot?  Age of X-Man: X-Tremists #5 (W) Leah Williams (A) Georges Jeanty (CA) Rahzzah THE AGE OF X-MAN CONCLUSION! • Some X-Tremists want to know love. • Some X-Tremists want to know freedom. •[...]

Tonight There's Gonna Be a Jailbreak Somewhere in This Prisoner X #5 Preview

Tonight There's Gonna Be a Jailbreak Somewhere in This Prisoner X #5 Preview

As the Hickboot fast approaches, and with the Age of X-Man ending, another mini-series is about to wrap up this week in Age of X-Man: Prisoner X #5 Our preview shows us the Danger Room prison in complete chaos, as Bishop, Beast, Honey Badger, Polaris, and Mirage run through an infinite hallway on a quest[...]


Which X-Woman Had Sex With Cable to Create Major X? [X-ual Healing 6-12-19]

Which X-Woman Had Sex With Cable to Conceive Major X? [X-ual Healing 6-12-19]

Plus: everyone is learning the secrets of Age of X-Man, and Rachel Grey is BACK in X-Force Read on for recaps of all of last week's X-Men comics in X-ual Healing!Sworn to sell comics for Marvel executives who feared and hated the fact that Fox owned their movie rights, The Uncanny X-Men suffered great indignities, but with[...]

That's Gratitude For Ya! Amazing Nightcrawler #5 Preview

That's Gratitude For Ya! Amazing Nightcrawler #5 Preview

The Age of X-Man is coming to a close already, ahead of Jonathan Hickman's line-wide relaunch of the X-Men That means it's time to wrap things up in all of these mini-series This week, the final issue of Age of X-Man: Amazing Nightcrawler is hitting stands, and the titular Nightcrawler finds himself facing down pretty[...]

A Close Call for Anole in Age of X-Man: Next Gen #5 (Preview)

A Close Call for Anole in Age of X-Man: NextGen #5 (Preview)

The last issue of Age of X-Man: NextGen ended with an explosion, as Anole apparently succeeded in carrying out his terrorist plot to blow up the Hope Summers Memorial Library Surely, the casualties were immense, and there's no way Anole himself could have survived This preview of Age of X-Man: NextGen #5 picks up right[...]



The Age of X-Man is Starting to Unravel (X-ual Healing 5-29-19)

The Age of X-Man is Starting to Unravel (X-ual Healing 5-29-19)

Welcome to X-ual Healing, the column where we read every X-Men comic that came out last week and tell you what happened in them! Let's jump right into it this week...Sworn to sell comics for Marvel executives who feared and hated the fact that Fox owned their movie rights, The Uncanny X-Men suffered great indignities, but with[...]

X-ual Healing 5-22-19: The Internet's Only #XMenMonday Column This Week

X-ual Healing 5-22-19: The Internet's Only #XMenMonday Column This Week

Next week, we've got Age of X-Man: X-Tremists, Major X, and X-23 to recap.Read more X-ual Healing here:Hi folks, and welcome to the only X-Men Monday column on the net this X-Men Monday The goal is simple: we read all of the X-Men comics that came out last week (on May 22, 2019), good or bad,[...]

The Intimacy of Touch in Age of X-Man: X-Tremists #4 (Preview)

The Intimacy of Touch in Age of X-Man: X-Tremists #4 (Preview)

Things are starting to unravel for Department X in this preview of Age of X-Man: X-Tremists #4, by Leah Williams and Georges Jeanty Last issue, Blob fired Monetta from the team for her recent behavior, but also because of his developing and highly illegal relationship with Psylocke You can catch up with that in X-ual[...]

Age of X-Man Goes Full WWE in Amazing Nightcrawler #4 (Preview)

Age of X-Man Goes Full WWE in Amazing Nightcrawler #4 (Preview)

In the world of Age of X-Man, Nightcrawler is a fancy Hollywood movie star, an idle of millions But in this preview of Age of X-Man: Amazing Nightcrawler #4, Nightcrawler ventures into the territory of a much more low-brow form of entertainment: professional wrestling At least, that's what appears to be going on in the[...]

X-ual Healing #1000 [X-Men Recaps for 5-8-19]

X-ual Healing #1000 [X-Men Recaps for 5-8-19]

Instead, I complain about how Marvel won't let Chris Claremont write any X-books.Now, let's get on with the recaps...Sworn to sell comics for Marvel executives who feared and hated the fact that Fox owned their movie rights, The Uncanny X-Men suffered great indignities, but with a corporate merger on the way, the X-Men can finally get back to doing[...]

Pixie the Snitch - Age of X-Man: NextGen #4 Preview

Pixie the Snitch – Age of X-Man: NextGen #4 Preview

In the Age of X-Man X-over event, Nate Gray has created a world where sex and romantic relationships are forbidden, and where anyone who breaks the rules gets disappeared, and everyone else mindwiped to forget they ever existed And the only person who knows the truth is.. Glob Herman?! Well, it turns out that Glob[...]

Charles Xavier and the Power of Raw Eroticism in Next Week's Marvelous X-Men #4

Charles Xavier and the Power of Raw Eroticism in Marvelous X-Men #4 (Preview)

Next week's Age of X-Man: Marvelous X-Men #4 takes a look at an important question: does Charle Xavier f***? Of course, X-Men fans already know the answer, which is, yes, Charles Xavier f***s a lot But it's something that the mutants living in Nate Grey's repressive dystopia seem to have forgotten Luckily, Apocalypse and his X-Tracts[...]