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Min (@justinhmin) July 22, 2020 Five warned his family (so, so many times) that using his powers to escape from Vanya's 2019 apocalypse was risky Well, he was right – the time jump scatters the siblings in time in and around Dallas, Texas Over a three year period Starting in 1960 Some, having been stuck in[...]

The text for #22 reads, "That's what we want to know." The Umbrella Academy Season 2 | 32 Questions The Trailer Left Us With Five warned his family (so, so many times) that using his powers to escape from Vanya's 2019 apocalypse was risky Well, he was right – the time jump scatters the siblings in time[...]

Min (@justinhmin) July 17, 2020 Five warned his family (so, so many times) that using his powers to escape from Vanya's 2019 apocalypse was risky Well, he was right – the time jump scatters the siblings in time in and around Dallas, Texas Over a three year period Starting in 1960 Some, having been stuck in[...]

What impact all of this has on his relationship with Ben (Justin Min) remains to be seen, but so far? Things do not look promising. Come join Klaus' cult on The Umbrella Academy (Image: Netflix) Come join Klaus' cult on The Umbrella Academy (Image: Netflix) Come join Klaus' cult on The Umbrella Academy (Image: Netflix) Five warned his family[...]

CHRISTOS KALOHORIDIS/NETFLIX © 2020 Five warned his family (so, so many times) that using his powers to escape from Vanya's 2019 apocalypse was risky Well, he was right – the time jump scatters the siblings in time in and around Dallas, Texas Over a three year period Starting in 1960 Some, having been stuck in the[...]

But let's say you're a "seasoned pro" like us who needs a quick refresher course just to shake the cobwebs out? Well, Emmy Raver-Lampman (Allison Hargreeves aka The Rumor aka Number Three), Robert Sheehan (Klaus Hargreeves aka The Séance aka Number Four), Aidan Gallagher (Five Hargreeves aka The Boy), and Cameron Britton (Hazel) help you out[...]

By the time I finished it 2020 was in full swing, the world had taken a profound turn and the song was finished in a surreal new reality." Check out the official music video for the song (which we've already listened to three times by now) below: Here's Gerard Way's new song for The Umbrella Academy[...]

On the image front, we've seen odd milk, an ax, an old television, a BINGO card, shellfish, a dire warning about family barbecues, and a fondness for hairdryers. A look at some of the cryptic teases for The Umbrella Academy season 2 (Image: Netflix) Which brings us to the last Hargreeves: Gallagher's Five, who not only answers[...]

Except is also dumped even more gasoline on my brain's dumpster fire of speculation, because we took Min's "one week" line about being asked about the second season in his tweet as a sign (don't judge us) that something was heading our way in a week (meaning tomorrow). Five and Dolores from The Umbrella Academy, courtesy[...]

This week "Five, Six, Seven, Ate!", all I can say is "Hubba Hubba!": it will require a bottle of wine and a nightcap It appears Ravi (Fahul Kohil) and Liv (Rose Mclver) on professional dancer brains will give us much stimulating entertainment… loving the red hair and the chemistry The morgue duo practice around-the-clock to[...]