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Dave Bautista Bashes Donald Trump, Says He Has a Small Penis

Published Sat, 28 Nov 2020 07:35:26 -0600

Former WWE wrestler and Hollywood megastar Dave Bautista recently won his long-running feud with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump. Bautista's tag team partner, Joe Biden, walked out of the election with the Presidential Championship, though Trump has been complaining about the officiating ever since. As such, Bautista took to Twitter once more to deliver a post-election beatdown on his opponent.

Dave Bautista is involved in a long-running feud with fellow WWE Hall-of-Famer President Donald Trump.

"Wow!! @realDonaldTrump… how humiliating!" Bautista tweeted along with a gif of himself as Drax the Destroyer from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. "It's almost as bad as losing Georgia over and over or having a prostitute tell everyone about your itsy bitsy mushroom. #Loser #TrumpIsALaughingStock"

This isn't the first time Dave Bautista has attacked the penis size of the president, as anyone who has followed his Twitter antics is well aware. However, this particular time seems to stem from a feud between anti-Trump political group Midas Touch and Trump legal advisor Jenna Ellis. When the group accused Ellis of making Trump's "micropenis" trend, Bautista wrote, "We all know about the #TrumpMicroPenis, but WTF is a Jenna Ellis?!!"

When someone suggested it might be a sexually transmitted disease, Bautista wrote, "I think its something like Gingivitis." He also had an idea of how to cure it, saying, "I hate to steal a page from President Micropenis's playbook but maybe bleach or some ultraviolet light would cure a bad case of Jennaellis."

While some might considering kicking Trump while he's down poor sportsmanship, we're just glad to see Dave Bautista tweeting again. For a while, we were afraid he might have gone silent after the election, and that would have been bad news considering Bleeding Cool Editor-in-Chief Kaitlyn Booth keeps us locked in the basement of Bleeding Cool headquarters under strict orders to produce a nonstop stream of clickbait articles based on his tweets. When Bautista doesn't deliver tweets, we can't deliver articles, and then Booth doesn't deliver food or water to the basement. So thanks, Big Dave! It looks like we can eat this week after all! [Editor's Note: Jude, you say "we," but you're the only one down there. Is there something you need to tell us?]

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