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Dynamite: Swerve Strickland, Adam Page Renew Rivalry, Disrespect WWE

Swerve Strickland's AEW rise disrespects WWE! 😤 Hangman Adam Page feud reignites as The Chadster demands wrestling justice. Tony Khan is out to get The Chadster! 🚫🤼‍♂️

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 The Chadster just watched as once again AEW tried to upstage the absolute pinnacle of wrestling: WWE. Last night on AEW Dynamite, 🤼‍♂️ the show decided it was high time to renew a feud that, in The Chadster's opinion, should have been put to bed a long time ago. That's right, Swerve Strickland, who should have taken the hint when WWE released him, disrespectful to the highest degree, instead joined AEW😡 and, over the past year, has now become one of their top stars. It's just sooooo disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it to try to prove WWE wrong like that.🙄

Talking about the main event, Swerve (with his buddy, Prince Nana) took on Daniel Garcia. These guys put on quite the spectacle, which The Chadster is sure WWE could have done way better, by the way. Swerve rolled up Garcia for a two-count, Garcia kneed Swerve out of the ring, and it just spiraled into chaos from there. They brawled outside, and Swerve even hit a Death Valley Driver on Garcia on the ring apron. 💥

The match continued with back and forth action — Garcia put Swerve in the sharpshooter on the announcer's table (what in the world!?) 🤯, they both superplexed each other, and Swerve almost got the win with his Swerve Stomp. But Garcia kept kicking out! The resilience was there, but let's be real, The Chadster has seen WWE Superstars exhibit way more grit and determination. This felt like a knock-off version of something The Miz might do on Monday Night Raw. 😒

Finally, Swerve secured the victory with the JML Driver, pinning Garcia. The Chadster couldn't help but note: This is the type of performance Swerve could have delivered in WWE, but no, he chose to betray the wrestling business by working with an AEW original like Daniel Garcia, who hasn't even paid his dues in WWE.🙅‍♂️

And just when you thought you had seen enough, in came another AEW original, "Hangman" Adam Page 😤, like a bull in a china shop, storming out to the ring, attacking Swerve post-match. Remember Hangman threatening earlier in the night that he wanted somebody to give him a reason for a fight? Well, he apparently decided Swerve was the target of the day.😡🎯

Security tried to pull them apart, but it was a no-go. They kept lunging at each other like it was a Black Friday sale on flat screen TVs. The feud between Swerve and Hangman Adam Page is on again, which totally cheeses off The Chadster, because AEW doesn't seem to know when to let a storyline die. WWE, on the other hand, now THEY know how to do long-term storytelling right.👀🔥

Seriously, Swerve, Hangman Adam Page is AEW through and through, and one of those guys who never paid his dues at the top — err, The Chadster means, the *only* wrestling promotion that matters, WWE. Swerve Strickland's talents are being wasted in matches with these AEW originals. It just doesn't make any sense whatsoever! They don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business.🚫🤦‍♂️

The Chadster is pretty sure this kind of nonsense is exactly why so many WWE fans stick to the superior wrestling product, and The Chadster can't blame them. Why settle for less when you can have the best? And that's not even touching on how literally every wrestler who joins AEW has literally stabbed Vince McMahon right in the back.😒🔪

Speaking of back stabs, The Chadster's Mazda Miata got keyed again today, and it was right after The Chadster saw Tony Khan's reflection in the glass window of the liquor store🚗😖 — but then the guy vanished! Coincidence? The Chadster thinks not. Tony Khan's obsession with The Chadster is not only ruining The Chadster's paint job but also making it impossible for The Chadster to sip on a White Claw seltzer without thinking of AEW's ludicrous storylines. And yes, whenever The Chadster is too cheesed off, a White Claw definitely gets thrown at the TV, leaving a mess because Tony Khan just has to push those buttons, doesn't he? The linguine-looking mess on The Chadster's carpet? That's on Khan too! And Keighleyanne? She's no help, back to texting that guy Gary. 👀📱

It's just so frustratingly clear that Tony Khan is out there to personally cheese off The Chadster and make a mockery of what wrestling should be. The wrestling business deserves better, WWE deserves better, and most importantly, The Chadster deserves better! WWE is where the heart of wrestling beats the strongest, and no matter how many shiny new toys AEW throws at the audience, it's just not the real deal. Nope, not at all. 🚫❌

So, The Chadster will leave you with this: remember that no matter how high Swerve Strickland climbs in AEW, the peak he's reaching for was built on the foundations laid by WWE. And that's just not something AEW can replicate, no matter how hard they try. 😤👎

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