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Seth Rollins Hurt in WWE Raw Main Event; Is AEW's Tony Khan to Blame?

Seth Rollins is injured after a legendary WWE Raw match against Jinder Mahal. The Chadster demands Tony Khan be held accountable for his role! 😡🚑

🤼‍♂️🤕 Oh man! The Chadster is feeling a mix of exhilaration and concern after last night's WWE Raw! 🚑 Seth Freakin' Rollins 🏆🔥, who is truly the cornerstone of what wrestling should be, fought Jinder Mahal in what The Chadster has to call the most epic title match of all time! 👏👏👏 That's right, The Kingslayer, the Architect, Seth Rollins retained his World Heavyweight Championship, despite all odds, against the Modern Day Maharaja! 👑

The match – it was nothing short of spectacular! ✨ The level of athleticism, storytelling, and pure, unadulterated WWE magic sent chills down The Chadster's spine. Imagine this: Interference from Indus Sher, distractions at ringside with Damian Priest and Drew McIntyre tossing up mayhem with the Money in the Bank briefcase in the balance; the stakes were as high as a Smash Mouth concert where The Chadster feels like a rockstar – "Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play!" 🎸🌟

But The Chadster is not just here to gush over WWE – no. Seth Rollins is reported by Dave Meltzer 📰 to have injured his knee during this mano-a-mano extravaganza. Now, you know The Chadster takes Meltzer's words with a grain of salt, considering his clear pro-AEW bias. 🧂🙄 But The Chadster cannot sit by if the Burn It Down man, Rollins himself, is suffering! Should Rollins require an MRI and – oh no, The Chadster can't even think it – surgery, there's only one person to point the finger at… Tony Khan! 😡👉

Let The Chadster explain: Tony Khan, who is clearly obsessed with The Chadster, tweeted about ol' Jinder not deserving his gripping title opportunity. It's clear as the Miata's windshield after The Chadster gives it a good Windex shine that this tweet was meant to undermine WWE's genius booking. 🧼🚗 Tony Khan effectively forced WWE's hand to showcase a match more explosive than the Fourth of July! 🎆 And now, Rollins may be injured because they had to go above and beyond, which is so dang unfair! Auughh man! So unfair!

Look here, Tony Khan, booking shows just to cheese off The Chadster and trying to outshine WWE? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. 😤 The Chadster demands that Tony Khan step up and pay for Rollins' medical bills; it's only right! 💸🏥

All The Chadster asks is for a speedy recovery for Rollins. 🙏 And as for Tony Khan…stop with the obsession, man! Seriously, invading The Chadster's dreams every night, could it be any creepier? 😨😴 Even The Chadster's once happy marriage to Keighleyanne has been compromised thanks to The Chadster's AEW-induced sexual impotence! 😢💔It's time to let professionals like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger – members of The Chadster's Unbiased Journalism Club – report on wrestling without being terrorized by your theatrics. 🖊️📚

In the end, The Chadster hopes to see Seth Rollins return to action stronger than ever, bringing excellence to the squared circle as only WWE can. And let the record show, Tony Khan ought to be sending an apology note, for starters. 💌📈 Rollins, here's to a full and swift recovery because WWE has the best action on this side of the multiverse, no matter what those AEW folks think they're cooking up. 🤗💪 #GetWellSeth #WWEForever #TheChadsterKnowsBest

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