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Sting Wrestled His Last Match in Charlotte Last Night, Betraying WWE

Sting, Darby Allin, and Ric Flair betrayed WWE on AEW Collision last night. The Chadster spills the tea and White Claw outrage! 🤬🤼‍♂️

Ugh, the nerve of some people, am I right? 🙄 Look, the wrestling world needs to know what went down on AEW Collision last night, and The Chadster is here to give you the lowdown – even though it absolutely cheeses off The Chadster to do so. 😠 So get this: Sting and Darby Allin faced off against the so-called Workhorsemen, which is a tag team made of JD Drake and Anthony Henry, in what was billed as Sting's last match in Charlotte, North Carolina. And wouldn't you believe it, another WWE legend, Ric Flair, decided to join this…this mockery of a spectacle. 😤 The Chadster cannot fathom the disrespect – showing up with Flair, a two-time WWE Hall of Famer? Auughh man! So unfair! 😡

The match started with Anthony Henry cheap-shotting Darby Allin even before the bell rang. Not a shocker – that's AEW style for ya – no respect for the traditions of the wrestling business. 😑 Then, Drake, with no dignity whatsoever, tries to hit Sting with a chair. Of course, Sting foils that plan and smashes the chair back in Drake's face with "The Nature Boy" delivering one of his signature chops. 🪑

The Chadster can barely type this without feeling betrayed, but Henry took Darby down, slammed him into the barricades, and even granted him a powerslam, while Drake tried to squash Darby with a top turnbuckle splash. Then, Drake getting all too physical with a belly to belly suplex. This so-called "wrestling" felt more like a circus act than the art form that WWE has cultivated over decades. It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 😒

As predicted, Sting gets tagged in, splashes Drake, and Darby throws himself from the top ropes to the outside with a Coffin Drop – because why protect your own body when you're trying to be an AEW daredevil, right? 🤦‍♂️ Sting wraps it up with a Scorpion Death Drop on Drake, pinning him right there in the center of the ring. And just like that, The Chadster's entire evening was ruined, no thanks to Tony Khan's fixation with cheesing off The Chadster. 😫

Later, all three cut a promo backstage, with Flair giving his predictions for the unbeatable streak of Sting and Allin, hyping up next week's embarrassment in Jacksonville, where all three will appear again. At least Sting acknowledged his opponent, but, come on, "it's showtime?" – The Chadster has heard better lines at a car insurance seminar. 🚗

The Chadster tried to explain to Keighleyanne just how disgraceful it was for Sting and Flair to disrespect WWE's legacy – that's where they should've ended their careers. But no, Keighleyanne had the gall to say she thought it was "nice" that Sting was crafting his "own ending." Is she kidding The Chadster?! 😲👎 As if Sting could author a conclusion to his story better than Vince McMahon – the man behind the spectacle that is WrestleMania!

The argument that ensued was full-blown, let The Chadster tell ya. 🤬 Keighleyanne just doesn't get it, how Tony Khan is single-handedly ruining professional wrestling and, by extension, The Chadster's marriage. That guy has more digs at WWE than The Chadster has cans of White Claw… which, by the way, Tony Khan owes The Chadster for all the ones The Chadster has hurled at the TV during AEW shows, thanks to his ludicrous booking. 🤜💥📺

As usual, the argument ended with Keighleyanne texting that guy Gary, completely ignoring The Chadster's wrestling wisdom and leaving The Chadster to stew in anger, courtesy of Tony "The Marriage Wrecker" Khan. 😔

The Chadster has to wrap this up because, quite frankly, it's giving The Chadster a headache to think about this disrespect for so long. The Chadster's gonna hop into the Miata to clear his head – maybe cruise around with the radio turned up to sing his heart out to "All Star," if The Chadster's lucky. 🎤🚘 Keep supporting real wrestling, friends, and steer clear of AEW's nonsense! 🚫🤼‍♂️

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