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Tony Khan Disrespects History with 80s Retro AEW Collision Video

The Chadster reveals how AEW's latest antics with Sting & 80s nostalgia mock WWE's legacy. A must-avoid AEW Collision course! 😤🚫🤼‍♂️

Alrighty, readers, The Chadster is here to give you the lowdown on what The Chadster can only describe as the latest travesty coming your way from the unholy world of AEW. 😒 Tonight marks yet another moment of sheer disrespect as AEW airs AEW Collision, live at 8/7c on TNT. The Chadster can't even begin to express how much this show is a thumb in the eye of true wrestling fans everywhere, especially those of us who hold WWE close to our hearts.

First up, AEW's using the fact that it's going to be WWE Hall-of-Famer Sting's last match in Charlotte, North Carolina as a major selling point. Auughh man! So unfair! 😤 They claim he will retire for good at AEW Revolution in March, which is just AEW's devious little way of trying to get one over on WWE. The fact that Sting is teaming up with Darby Allin to face The Workhorsemen is just salt on the wound. The Chadster believes that Sting should've basked in the glory of his WWE retirement instead of literally stabbing Vince McMahon right in the back with this AEW charade.🔪💔

And don't even get The Chadster started on Tony Khan's mockery of wrestling traditions. A promo video advertising tonight's AEW Collision card in the style of a kitschy 80s wrestling commercial? It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. #notcool 😡👎 But, because The Chadster values factual reporting above all else (unlike some biased journos out there), here's the promo for all those curious enough to look:

Moving along, because The Chadster is the beacon of professional wrestling journalism, here's the rest of the card – *sigh* – even though it's clear none of these can compare to the masterfully crafted experience of WWE SmackDown. 😌👌 The Chadster has heard that FTR will step into the ring to face the House of Black. Now, The Chadster can't deny that FTR makes The Chadster think of the good ol' days of tag-team wrestling, but seeing them in AEW just triggers The Chadster something fierce! Eddie Kingston is set to defend the AEW Continental Crown title against Trent Baretta. Honestly, The Chadster feels bad for that title just for existing in AEW – it deserves better, it deserves WWE! Lastly, that traitor Adam Copeland will grace the AEW audience with a promo. Big whoop. 🙄😴

The Chadster (and his Unbiased Journalism Club pals like Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, and Mike Coppinger) knows true quality when he sees it, and that quality is spelled WWE. Perhaps Tony Khan is secretly sabotaging AEW's own shows just to make The Chadster's life an agony. The Chadster would not be surprised, considering what The Chadster has to endure regularly. 😱😰

The Chadster would tell you to do yourself a favor and watch a replay of last night's WWE SmackDown instead of AEW's excuse for a wrestling program. Why waste your time when you can experience the pinnacle of wrestling greatness? Remember, folks, WWE is where the big boys play, and The Chadster will be rocking out to Smash Mouth and sipping on a White Claw seltzer, not giving Tony Khan more views for his personal vendetta against WWE. 🎶🍺

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